The summer is flying by at warp speed and as every summer goes there is an endless list of parties and boating and no end to bizarre, rich, drugged out, drunk people.
Three weeks ago I met a friend and his wife and assorted friends at a river front bar for drinks and music. That was very nice. The Mount Gay rum girls were there scantily clad serving up the new rum. After that we headed to another waterfront bar where everyone who was anyone was. The paris hilton of the area was there with her stupid ass, hanger on boyfriend. He does not like me and made a point of shoving me around at the bar to make a point I guess. I ignored him completely. The heiress and I run in the same circles and flirt when at the same parties. Drives the b/f nuts.
Also at this place were people I went out on their boat. I met them through mutual friends. He is in his 50s, divorced, with a hot g/f in her late 30s (huge tits). They had invited me to go out on their boat. I happily accpeted this invitation since the table of hot women next to ours were to go as well. Boat owner and his g/f and I boarded and the boat began to pull away from the dock without hot women. I was like "Hey! Wait a minute! Where are the hot girls?" No hot girls. At the last minute boat owner's son jumps on board. So we are four on the boat. The son was apparently gay and fancied me and his father invited me on the boat to 'make nice' with his kid. This boy took off his shirt and strutted around in front of me. I was having none of this. Boat owner dispateched his g/f to make nice with me. What a bizarre scene. Father pimps his son out to me, nothin doin there, then pimps his g/f out to me as he watches. WEIRD. I couldn't wait to get back to shore.
So anyway - back to the day of my friends birthday and the crazy people at the second stop.
More cray people showed up and it was more work than I cared to put forth for a Sunday afternoon but was diplomatic. Finally we went to have supper which was very nice. After that we went to another hot spot for drinks.
At this point it was down to my friend and his wife and and another friend and his wife. They were talking so I figured I would see what was going on. I found on the outside bar, two very HOT, blonde girls so of course that is where I decided I would order my drink. Ta-DAH! Drink ordered and instant flirty conversation. Perfect. I joined them. Two 24 year old, hot, blonde, German tourists. I chattered away with the quieter of the two in German and Spanish and English as her friend encouraged me. The friend ditched the guy who was hitting on her and it was just the three of us. they invited me back to their hotel to share me.
That was great. I am all about sharing. lol. So we got up to leave and the angry, ugly, woman bartender who had watched all of this play out ran around from behind the bar and grabbed my arm with both of her hands and told me that I was NOT going to take advantage of drunk, German tourist girls. I was like "But it was their idea! They invited ME.". Nope I protested and then the bar owner (another angry, bitter woman) also grabbed my arm to keep me from going after them. The German girls couldn't figure out why I was not coming with them and thought the two women restraining me were preferable to them. UGH. So the bar owner and bar tender women threatened to call the police on me if I went with the German girls. I finally had had enough and extricated myself from the angry women and put them in their place with all kinds of legal remifications. They called the police and I decided that evacuating the scene would preferable to dealing with all kinds of legal issues - whatever in the hell they were supposed to be.
So - no fun time with hot, German girls.
Just another day about this boy.
Three weeks ago I met a friend and his wife and assorted friends at a river front bar for drinks and music. That was very nice. The Mount Gay rum girls were there scantily clad serving up the new rum. After that we headed to another waterfront bar where everyone who was anyone was. The paris hilton of the area was there with her stupid ass, hanger on boyfriend. He does not like me and made a point of shoving me around at the bar to make a point I guess. I ignored him completely. The heiress and I run in the same circles and flirt when at the same parties. Drives the b/f nuts.
Also at this place were people I went out on their boat. I met them through mutual friends. He is in his 50s, divorced, with a hot g/f in her late 30s (huge tits). They had invited me to go out on their boat. I happily accpeted this invitation since the table of hot women next to ours were to go as well. Boat owner and his g/f and I boarded and the boat began to pull away from the dock without hot women. I was like "Hey! Wait a minute! Where are the hot girls?" No hot girls. At the last minute boat owner's son jumps on board. So we are four on the boat. The son was apparently gay and fancied me and his father invited me on the boat to 'make nice' with his kid. This boy took off his shirt and strutted around in front of me. I was having none of this. Boat owner dispateched his g/f to make nice with me. What a bizarre scene. Father pimps his son out to me, nothin doin there, then pimps his g/f out to me as he watches. WEIRD. I couldn't wait to get back to shore.
So anyway - back to the day of my friends birthday and the crazy people at the second stop.
More cray people showed up and it was more work than I cared to put forth for a Sunday afternoon but was diplomatic. Finally we went to have supper which was very nice. After that we went to another hot spot for drinks.
At this point it was down to my friend and his wife and and another friend and his wife. They were talking so I figured I would see what was going on. I found on the outside bar, two very HOT, blonde girls so of course that is where I decided I would order my drink. Ta-DAH! Drink ordered and instant flirty conversation. Perfect. I joined them. Two 24 year old, hot, blonde, German tourists. I chattered away with the quieter of the two in German and Spanish and English as her friend encouraged me. The friend ditched the guy who was hitting on her and it was just the three of us. they invited me back to their hotel to share me.
That was great. I am all about sharing. lol. So we got up to leave and the angry, ugly, woman bartender who had watched all of this play out ran around from behind the bar and grabbed my arm with both of her hands and told me that I was NOT going to take advantage of drunk, German tourist girls. I was like "But it was their idea! They invited ME.". Nope I protested and then the bar owner (another angry, bitter woman) also grabbed my arm to keep me from going after them. The German girls couldn't figure out why I was not coming with them and thought the two women restraining me were preferable to them. UGH. So the bar owner and bar tender women threatened to call the police on me if I went with the German girls. I finally had had enough and extricated myself from the angry women and put them in their place with all kinds of legal remifications. They called the police and I decided that evacuating the scene would preferable to dealing with all kinds of legal issues - whatever in the hell they were supposed to be.
So - no fun time with hot, German girls.
Just another day about this boy.
