Yesterday, a FedEx truck pulled up in front of our house, and stopped there for about 5 minutes. I was taking the garbage out when he called me over, he just needed directions. But DAYUM, I could barely look at the map he was holding. This guy was a GOD.
Ever heard of handporn? Real first person experience now. This guy's face literally looked like he was a Greek, cast in perfect marble. And his calves were so well defined, I could see at least 5 different muscles in each one.
I just wanted to worship him.
Not a word of a lie: I dreamed of the FedEx driver last night.
(First Blog Post!)
Ever heard of handporn? Real first person experience now. This guy's face literally looked like he was a Greek, cast in perfect marble. And his calves were so well defined, I could see at least 5 different muscles in each one.
I just wanted to worship him.
Not a word of a lie: I dreamed of the FedEx driver last night.
(First Blog Post!)