Anyone wanna ship random boxes to me plz?

Yesterday, a FedEx truck pulled up in front of our house, and stopped there for about 5 minutes. I was taking the garbage out when he called me over, he just needed directions. But DAYUM, I could barely look at the map he was holding. This guy was a GOD.

Ever heard of handporn? Real first person experience now. This guy's face literally looked like he was a Greek, cast in perfect marble. And his calves were so well defined, I could see at least 5 different muscles in each one.

I just wanted to worship him.

Not a word of a lie: I dreamed of the FedEx driver last night. :eek:

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Hahaha... Ground or Express? Unfortuntately neither of my current drivers are 'dreamy', so I wouldn't need/want you to return them. :tongue:
 
Hmmmm i might put some random things up on ebay for u to buy and ship to you. I don't have the funds to pay for random shipping but would be happy to ship the boxes if you pay the postage
 

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