maxcapacity;4718356 said:1. The absolute worst thing has to be a girl on top who gets a little out of control. If she leans forward and pushes back before she has (or can) take all of you... holy fucking ouch. The first time I was scared to death of my dick being broke. Also, if you get the rare girl who loves being bottomed out hard but can't take you fully then that hurts too (but you will endure it because you love what it's doing to her).
2. Male jealousy issues with friends are weird but that becomes less frequent as I get older.
3. Vaginal tears... Amazing how much an impact birth control can have on this sometimes. Also soreness. Both of these put the girl out of commission for awhile.
4. Condom issues.
5. Most girls will always require lube. So you always have to "be prepared". It sucks when you forget to pack it on a trip or want spur-of-the-moment sex. (In my experience, avoid water-based lubes).
6. You can't "throw it in her" and other "normal guy" things. I was having a drink with a friend recently and he was talking about his new girlfriend and how he likes to surprise her, throw her on the bed/couch/etc, and as he put it "throw it in her". I felt so awkward realizing how impractical that was for me. Of course you can't explain that to your friends - that would be weird. So you just nod your head and act like you can relate. Same with anal... just nod my head and pretend like I've done it.
7. Bulges. Sometimes they are not cool. Compression shorts get old too. Other hung guys will appreciate this: airplane seats... FML. Oh and speaking of airplanes, you're probably on some fucked up TSA perv site somewhere. Another: getting tagged on Facebook in wet board shorts and the people who "like" it.
8. New girl anxiety. I bet hung guys make great salespeople. Or psychologists.
9. Toilets.
10. Crowded urinals and the "shake". No dude, I wasn't trying to get your attention. I'm not waving a flag. Also it seems to me that I have to go to a lot more effort to "empty the chamber" than other guys.
I feel like I could think up tons more. I'm not complaining, though. I wouldn't trade it for the world.
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