Nope. Let's just get that out there.
I don't have a webcam, I don't have a microphone.
I DO have a photo album full of nudes and a sexy blog. I do have a dirty mind and mouth fast enough to get me in trouble. Fingers like the wind, we're talking 80WPM last I checked. Minimal errors.
But you're not getting my phone number and no, you're not the only one that asked. You just might be the one guy who asked sweetly. Or the one guy who cried about me lying about having a phone and spent 30 more minutes fighting instead of getting me hot. He got me bothered, but I wasn't hot.
I'm going to continue my adventures here, safely and privately with everyone I please. I will not get caught; I'm doing my damnest not to get caught. Your voice isn't worth me never returning here. You hearing my voice isn't worth me never returning here.
No, I think I'll just continue to feed you superb fucking stories and play with myself with or without your aid.
I can get you to come without a phone, without a webcam, without a mic... /drops the drumsticks
I don't have a webcam, I don't have a microphone.
I DO have a photo album full of nudes and a sexy blog. I do have a dirty mind and mouth fast enough to get me in trouble. Fingers like the wind, we're talking 80WPM last I checked. Minimal errors.
But you're not getting my phone number and no, you're not the only one that asked. You just might be the one guy who asked sweetly. Or the one guy who cried about me lying about having a phone and spent 30 more minutes fighting instead of getting me hot. He got me bothered, but I wasn't hot.
I'm going to continue my adventures here, safely and privately with everyone I please. I will not get caught; I'm doing my damnest not to get caught. Your voice isn't worth me never returning here. You hearing my voice isn't worth me never returning here.
No, I think I'll just continue to feed you superb fucking stories and play with myself with or without your aid.
I can get you to come without a phone, without a webcam, without a mic... /drops the drumsticks