Can you call me?

Nope. Let's just get that out there.

I don't have a webcam, I don't have a microphone.

I DO have a photo album full of nudes and a sexy blog. I do have a dirty mind and mouth fast enough to get me in trouble. Fingers like the wind, we're talking 80WPM last I checked. Minimal errors.

But you're not getting my phone number and no, you're not the only one that asked. You just might be the one guy who asked sweetly. Or the one guy who cried about me lying about having a phone and spent 30 more minutes fighting instead of getting me hot. He got me bothered, but I wasn't hot.

I'm going to continue my adventures here, safely and privately with everyone I please. I will not get caught; I'm doing my damnest not to get caught. Your voice isn't worth me never returning here. You hearing my voice isn't worth me never returning here.

No, I think I'll just continue to feed you superb fucking stories and play with myself with or without your aid.

I can get you to come without a phone, without a webcam, without a mic... /drops the drumsticks

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Oh and such an interesting
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:( sounds like you've been hassled a bit. I'm sorry to hear it. We're not all of us assholes...
 
@ TurkeyWithaSunburn Lol, that's a crazy tag cloud. AND BWAHAHAHAHA at the White House's phone number!!! And I prefer not lying, but it's way easier to admit I don't have a private phone line than say I really want to see your cock, but I'm not comfortable giving you better ways to find me.

@lms28 A handful really, a modest smattering out of the hundred(ish? :D) I've talked to so far. I was annoyed earlier when I had two private windows open and both of them wanted my number more than air.

I don't want to get busted. It's pure sensibility. I don't want to hurt my husband either. If he ever finds out about my participation here, best case scenario--it improves our marriage and he loves it, but we haven't had that kind of trust lately. It's
a work-in-progress but I fear his temper. Our sexual connection has been off because of it.
 
Ummmm, now I am thinking after the phone call come address time.

1060 West Addison (Blues Bros.)
 

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