Christian Porn

Well,
i need to say how ridiculous and absurd it is to believe in God, let alone religion. I just cannot get past the similarilities with Santa Claus, i mean you know big nice old dude, does good to everyone, is a patently not possible but you don't ruin it for those that haven't been told yet, its fun for awhile.
Mark Yells out across the ether
'GUYS ITS A MAKE BELIEVE GOD IS NOT REAL'

Which puts me onto my idea for the day, Christian porn! i mean those wacky bible belters are going to get around to it soon, i mean they subjugate any and all other social norms,( i still haven't sampled Jesus Hip Hop.)
And i don't think the bible mentions HD, so its probably OK.
Plot ideas, how about A Prominent minister and a family man, outspoken against homosexuality gets caught smoking meth and sucking rent boy cock, oh that happened already. Do you reckon that christians pray to Jesus to make their deal bag the one with the least cut in it, or actually i've got it.
So the film begins in church and the pastor is announcing a new 'film group' starting and would those interested please come tuesday.
So tuesday some dudes and gals and such turn up and the group prays to Jesus to help guide them in the right direction in their film project.
Well, i can tell you those christains were surprised when Jesus rocks up and he's got like a 2000 year old hardon needing attention. I mean you can't refuse Jesus, even if you're a 50 year old heterosexual pastor, or his two teenage daughters.

Enough for now, don't want to burn out my idea, any other things you'd like to see in the christian porn?

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I've actually heard Christian hip hop!

I've heard OF Christian porn (there's a thread about that somewhere on here) but the thought of that boggles my mind.
 
It's been done.

Even the Bible sounds slightly pornographic at times (and incestuous-I mean, if Adam and Eve had children, how exactly did those children make more children, except by being with each other?:eek:) And the nudity of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden and Noah fornicating with a giraffe (animal sex was a big seller back then) while on the ark when his wife claimed yet another headache.

And who can forget when Joseph admitted he was gay and that was how he knew Jesus couldn't be his kid since he'd never had sex with a woman. At that moment Mary admits to having many relationships and she has a flashback memory where she is passed around among 68 men. Meanwhile in the gay version, Joseph has a flashback memory and is with the 3 wise men and members (literally members members) of the 13 tribes of Israel (yeah, you see one of the tribes was sort of hetero so they were banished, making it seem that there were only 12 tribes).
Staying true to content, Joseph's films all are cast with members of the Carpenters Union (after all, Joseph was a carpenter).
Anyway on a more serious note-a thread was once done on this: Christian Porn?
 
"It's been done.

Even the Bible sounds slightly pornographic at times (and incestuous-I mean, if Adam and Eve had children, how exactly did those children make more children, except by being with each other?:eek:) And the nudity of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden and Noah fornicating with a giraffe (animal sex was a big seller back then) while on the ark when his wife claimed yet another headache.

And who can forget when Joseph admitted he was gay and that was how he knew Jesus couldn't be his kid since he'd never had sex with a woman. At that moment Mary admits to having many relationships and she has a flashback memory where she is passed around among 68 men. Meanwhile in the gay version, Joseph has a flashback memory and is with the 3 wise men and members (literally members members) of the 13 tribes of Israel (yeah, you see one of the tribes was sort of hetero so they were banished, making it seem that there were only 12 tribes).
Staying true to content, Joseph's films all are cast with members of the Carpenters Union (after all, Joseph was a carpenter).
Anyway on a more serious note-a thread was once done on this:
Christian Porn?"--Northland

:eek:
 
I think that the "Christian porn" concept is counter to its aesthetics. How is Christianity pornographic? How does porn exude "Christian morals"? A real oxymoron of sorts--in my honest opinion.

If one has TRULY read the Bible...the Book of Mormon...The Qu'Ran...The Tao Te Ching...all these religious texts are very UNSEXY.
 

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