Damn you Baron Von Baron

I wish I had a nemesis, a villain if you will (and I hope you do). Not an average James Bond villain, with the henchmen and guns and evil rays of miscellaneousness, no, I couldn't handle that, I can barely handle my life as it is. No, I'm just looking for some kind of guy to try and interrupt my day.

And I don't mean by nefariously capturing me, causing me to do awesome explosion filled escape involving no less than three monkeys and the entire cast of Northern Exposure. Or some sort of bi-sexual ninja robot.

I say, nuts to that, I just want one that tries to stop me from going to class, or knocks coffee out of my hand (not on to me, that would be painful), or starts a duel with rubber band guns. That would be awesome. Like in the middle of the quad Hamilton vs. Burr deal. Except I didn't create the U.S. Treasury and I didn't die by a duel (at least not yet).

He would also have to have a ridiculously evil name. Like Baron Von Baron or Evilham Bar Douchbag. Something that is so past 70's spy movie that he can't be dangerous.

He would also have to know when to stop. About 10 PMish, cause after that, it's me time. And no one interrupts me time. I don't need some guy busting through my window when I'm just trying to watch TV and eating some food. That's not good for business, that's not good for anybody.

In summary: Wanted: One substandard villain. Inquire within.

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Liked that one! The "me time" part goes for many partners, not just your substandard villain....
 

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