Danger: High levels of horniness detected.

Oh my fucking fuck!

You know how in cartoons, food-deprived characters see everything like it's a cheeseburger or a chicken leg?

I'm totally seeing cocks, like, everywhere I look.

Telephone poles...giant cocks

fire hydrants...giant cocks

people...well, you get the picture

I wish I had a readily available hookup in my near future, but it looks like that's not in the cards.

I'm at that point where playin' a little "hand jive" in the restroom ain't gonna cut it. I need to be "fulfilled" if you catch my drift. I'm just thankful that the LPSG blogs exist so I don't have to hold in my desire to get pounded and let it manifest into some ridiculous obsession with inanimate objects.

I know I don't necessarily need sex, but I mean, it would be nice to get some right now. If nothing happens today, I know that there's still tomorrow for a good stiff poke. Ha!

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Sometimes I look in the mirror and see a big dick. :smile:

Seriously, I know what you mean. Life is good with a bit of passion and enthusiasm. Fantasies are definately better than reality. Reality has one fucked up thing... irony.

The difference between fantasy and reality.

Fantasy: You are horny. You meet a hot looking man. You both go fuck each other like natural born animals.

Reality: You are horny. You meet a hot looking man.
You go fuck each other. And you find out that your right leg fell into his colonic cavity and you lost a SKETCHER somewhere in the upper intestine.
 

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