Oh my fucking fuck!
You know how in cartoons, food-deprived characters see everything like it's a cheeseburger or a chicken leg?
I'm totally seeing cocks, like, everywhere I look.
Telephone poles...giant cocks
fire hydrants...giant cocks
people...well, you get the picture
I wish I had a readily available hookup in my near future, but it looks like that's not in the cards.
I'm at that point where playin' a little "hand jive" in the restroom ain't gonna cut it. I need to be "fulfilled" if you catch my drift. I'm just thankful that the LPSG blogs exist so I don't have to hold in my desire to get pounded and let it manifest into some ridiculous obsession with inanimate objects.
I know I don't necessarily need sex, but I mean, it would be nice to get some right now. If nothing happens today, I know that there's still tomorrow for a good stiff poke. Ha!
You know how in cartoons, food-deprived characters see everything like it's a cheeseburger or a chicken leg?
I'm totally seeing cocks, like, everywhere I look.
Telephone poles...giant cocks
fire hydrants...giant cocks
people...well, you get the picture
I wish I had a readily available hookup in my near future, but it looks like that's not in the cards.
I'm at that point where playin' a little "hand jive" in the restroom ain't gonna cut it. I need to be "fulfilled" if you catch my drift. I'm just thankful that the LPSG blogs exist so I don't have to hold in my desire to get pounded and let it manifest into some ridiculous obsession with inanimate objects.
I know I don't necessarily need sex, but I mean, it would be nice to get some right now. If nothing happens today, I know that there's still tomorrow for a good stiff poke. Ha!