Did Our Dicks Come From Space?

In most primates the penis has a bone in it that is used to make the penis erect. Humans do not. Doesn't that seem a bit... odd to you? As all primates come from a single ancestor and we share so much DNA in common it would only make sense that our dicks should also be similar. However, our dicks are fundamentally different than the dicks closest evolutionary relatives. Why is that? I think I know the answer, and it will shock you.

These aren't our dicks.

Seriously. These are not our dicks. I think humanity has been taken over by an invasive species. Probably two. This species, or pair of species, latches itself on to the target species and rewrites their DNA so that instead of growing the target's normal genitals, the target produces the invasive species. We are lucky in that in our case the invasive species just happens to resemble our genitals. So I think what might have originally been a parasitic relationship has become largely symbiotic.

The only problem with this setup is that I think we are caught between two warring factions. Big dicks and small dicks.

I can't confirm if this is true, but I think it is. Just something to share with all of you.
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