Dishing Oscar Fashions . . .


Why was Reese Witherspoon dressed as a sequined and bedazzled bruise?:confused:

Natalie Portman looked gorgeous I LOVED her gown.

Penelope Cruz's vintage frock could only be worn by her. It grew on me

Jessica Biel appeared to be wearing a duchess satin hopsack. Was she trying to hide another baby bump?

Marion Cotillard may have been wearing Dior; but she looked like a spangly bruise in a cloud of tulle smoke. :yuck:

Miley Cyrus looked hideous.

Viola Davis looked elegant. I just wish the dress had been more gold than bronze. It tended to blend a bit with her skin tone.

Zac Efron looked like a little boy playing dress up.

I did not like the juxtaposition of matte and shiny on Robert Downey Jrs. tux at all. His wife is stunning, here gown not so much.

Did Mary Hart create that monstronsity from fabric she found in the secret garden?

Taraji P. Henson looked gorgeous head to toe!

This is what is meant by "Black don't crack." Taraji is flanked by her 84 year old grandma on the left and her mother on the right.

Alicia Keyes gown did nothing for her in color or fit. :frown1:

Heidi Klums's shoes were gorgeous! Her dress looked like someone tried to construct a giant paper airplane out of red fabric though.

Queen Latifah usually knows how to dress! I was shocked to see her in this navy hefty bag with bling. :frown1:

Virginia Madsen looked good. One of a few strapless gowns that actually appeared to fit properly.

Don't know who she is, but Nancy O' Dell's gown was breathtaking. That is what Michelle Obama should have worn to the inaugural ball! :cool:

Dev Patel looked dashing and sophiticated in his classic tux. Frieda Pinto seemed a bit matronly in her blue lace.

Somebody needs to tell Joey Fatone that sneakers, even patent leather ones are not cool. And should NEVER be worn to the Oscars.

Robin Roberts in J. Crew looks cute. I love her hair. It seems she is going to a summer wedding, not a black tie, prestigious event like the Oscars.

Oh Dear God! Mickey Rooney is still alive and dating a drag queen.

I know Mickey Rourke has been to hell and back professionally and in his real life as well. But wtf was going on with his hair? From the neck up he looked like a waxy, hot mess. From the neck down, well lets just say I had no idea Gaultier did such . . . pedestrian designs. I did like the cowboy boots though, they were very nice.

Not sure who the woman was with Michael Sheen but she had the BEST black dress there!

I loathed Meryl Streep's gown it was a taupe terror!

Marisa Tomei, whom I adore was a hot mess. She should have stuck with Chanel.

Kate Winslets's gown grew on me, but it was not my favorite by a long shot. I wish she had worn a choker or a necklace or something.

I hated how Amy Adams dress gathered up in the front. It looked silly.


In conclusion, I thought the show itself was boring the production numbers long and unnecessary. So situation normal there. Other than that my comments are the same as always. Women in strapless or one shouldered gowsn NEED to wear jewelry around their neck.

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Dammn, I didn't buy a paper today I MISSED it all!!

OH NO!!!!

Must look online or something!!
 

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