Don't come a knockin'

When my wife rolled into work to pick me up today, we carpool, she had a special surprise for me. A 12 pack of Magic Hat,a REAT beer company, but not just any Magic Hat. It was a Night of the Living Dead variety pack. ( We have special place in our hearts for Dia De Los Muertes) SO upon seeing that I told her I would play hookie tonight and skip my philosophy class and show her a good time! She then called a massage parlor asking for a bikini wax. This always means that I get a heckuva good time. SO I'm freakin out happy and just wanted to put it up here! WOOO!!!! Gonna call me a motorboatin S.O.B TONIGHT! :boobies2::scratchchin:

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Details may or may not be forthcoming. Night didnt go exactly as I had planned... Landlord called and killed a lot of the mood.
 
MickeyLee;bt36409 said:
i am sure cockblocking is a violation of your lease agreement :tongue1:

It fucking well should be! Never picking up a call like that after 5. Casa de Intrigue closes for dumb shit after that.
 
As an update, me and the missus called the landlord and the mortgage company. The damned fool called the mortgage company saying we won't pay him, when in fact we are merely waiting on my check from uncle Sam. He is freaking out for days asking us to scrounge and sell shit to make it happen, then we find out its just a 50 late fee... What a jackass. On top of all that he hasn't fixed a fucking thing that needed to be done in the house. Grout? Nope. Broken window rail? Nope. Paint? Nah fuck that, were doing it. Oh and a fucking roach problem left by the pig tenant that was there before... This guy is a cunt hair from getting my boot up his ass.
 
*gets on steel-toes, cleat, nut crushing, monkey stomping boots and buys plane ticket to FL*

I fuckin HATE landlords like that! You should tell asswipe that he`ll get the money as soon as the grout, window rail and roach problem are all fixed! Or deduct what YOU have payid out (with copies of receipts) and deduct that from rent check. Submit it WITH THE CHECK so he can see what the difference is. And if he complains? Tell him you are a "cunt hair" away from charging him labor!

Well in a perfect world that would work. I would pay the rent but seriously send him a bill for the amount you have shelled out, and take him to court over it if he refuses.
 
Yah, its getting serious. Gov changed the way they pay vets for school and this damned town home ain't worth what were paying. Gonna play hard ball and if it comes to it. Fuck it, I'll move again! Not gonna hang me out to dry.
 

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