Drug Addict in a Crack House

So it was nice to go out on Wednesday with a hot chick and know she wanted to fuck and have a baby. That would be one good looking kid.
Then yesterday i made out to a friend's place for dinner with another friend. Yesterday was my first day off pain meds. and as it turns out, i wasn't sick. The pain was tiresome but it was more bearable than being sick from the pain meds.
This morning I asked the woman i am staying with where a good bagel/coffee place was and she told me to go down the road and take a certain exit. Great.
I need to familiarize myself with my area and i love exploring so off i went.
Then i saw a massive garden center and went careening into the parking lot and walked around.
I found a hot 40 something woman employee to help me out and flirted my ass off with her and she returned the favor. She was married of course, but that did not detract from the fun interaction.
I ended up getting a bunch of plants to do container gardens and as i was walking around i saw this retired guy working there. He does that for fun. I noticed these great plants in the trash can and i incredulously asked him if those were actually going to be thrown out?!
Yup. he replied. they weren't up to snuff. I said 'you CAN'T throw those out! May i please have them?'
He replied that i couldn't just walk out with them, but he would deliver the trash bin to the dumpster and he would meet me there in 10 minutes. lol.
So i met old Marv out at the dumpster at the appointed time and walked away for free with enough awesome plants to fill 3 containers in addition to the stuff i bought.
When i was being rung up for the things i did purchase, the clerk asked me how i was doing and i said " i am like a drug addict in a crack house. i'm great!!!"
it felt great to be off the pain meds, get out, explore the area i am in, flirt with a hot woman that knew how to flirt back and be able to garden. The weekend is off to a good start.

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BirdinMo;bt15320 said:
Glad you had a good time! Now to the good part of this blog.......What plants did you buy!?!?[/QUOTE]
OMG! Great minds think alike I was wondering the exact same thing. :tongue:
 
I got an awesome sunflower, a huge rosemary plant, red geraniums and a vertical asparagus fern for one container, the 2 hybiscus are each in their own containers and in another large container is some large leafed plant that the leaves are purple on the under side and veriagated green on the top, a mutated draping ivy and joseph's coat and some gaillardia.
 

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