So I went to the bar for a work party the other night. I wasn't going to go, because I'm doing an entire month of not drinking or doing drugs. I figured hey why not still go out and have some fun, besides I will always be tempted to drink and do drugs whether or not I go out. Well it was such a shit show. Everyone just got trashed and started to make out with each other. I looked at my options, including this cute girl I worked with whom I have a crush on (I think she has a bf, and besides she does seem like the kind who would be high maintenance). Well she got so drunk she started to throw up all over herself. I ended up making out with this cute blonde girl, a friend of a co-worker. I lost track of her during the night, to bad I so badly wanted to take her home, ah well better luck next time