Drunk and High

Dead night. Mr. 9" was wanting to come over again. I do like sucking on his 9", and while I do enjoy some male body musk, his smell is bad. He has been texting me about 5 times a week but I have been avoiding him. Yesterday I put up a new ad on DoubleList. I got a message that I thought was from him, but when I asked if he had been over before, he told me he didn't think so. So I told him to show up at 8pm, but I never gave him directions. Sure enough, at 8pm, guess who shows up.

I think part of his body odor is I think he smokes pot. And I mean he smokes a LOT of pot. His body has that skunky pot smell to it. I don't smell it on his clothes, but I smell it on his skin. But last night, while sucking him, I had a skunky taste in my mouth. YUCK!!!

I did my best to get him off. His cum even has that skunky taste. I decided that next time I am going to have to tell him.

A little bit later, I got a message from a really good friend of my ex. His name is S, he is short (5'5"), hairy and a bottom. He isn't bad looking, but not what I am looking for. I don't know him personally, but I know he hangs around my ex and the ex's boyfriend quite a bit. They have made trips together and they go to the movies, dinners and bars together.

S and I have chatted a few times. At first it was about the gloryhole and things we both liked to do. But then it became him inviting me on walks with him or going over to his house. I told him I was only interested in anonymous sex through the gloryhole. And he stopped talking to me after that. I was okay with that, he seems like a nice guy but once again, not what I am interested in.

The other night, I had an interesting chat with my ex. He was holding a decent conversation with me before he finally told me he had been drinking. I guess that is what it takes to chat with me. Not even 60 seconds after I finished chatting with the ex, S started chatting with me. Too much of a coincidence for me.

Last night, S started chatting again. He wanted to come over to get sucked off. Thinking my ex is behind this, I told him sure. So S came over, I started sucking his dick. I was having a hard time, he is so short and I am tall (6'2"). But we found a rhythm. Then he was wanting me to rim his ass and play with it. I told him that I am not into that and he said that was fine. He told me to get him off, I would have to grab his balls, squeeze them hard and pull on them. So I did that and I guess I did it too hard because he jerked back and yelped. But when he was getting close, he was telling me to pull and squeeze harder and harder. He did finally cum and I let go of his balls. He was happy.

After he left, I was talking to a few guys on Grindr, but nothing looked promising. And then I got a message from a guy using the eggplant emoji for his name and it said he was 5 miles away. His profile was blank except for his age of 27. He sent me a picture of his dick, it looked to be 8" to 8.5" and thick. So I sent him a picture of my ass. He said he had to have it. So I told him to come over. I sent him the directions, which mentions the gloryhole twice (it is also mentioned in my profile 2 times). He freaks out about the gloryhole. Since I was horny, I told him we could do a dark room setup. He was happy with that. He looked up my address and said it was far away. I'm guess he was about 10 minutes away. I told him we could do it another time, but he insisted he had to have my ass. So we agreed that if he came over, he would walk in and find me ass up at the front door. He said he was on his way.

So while I was waiting, I was chatting with a guy I find him to be very handsome. I would even call him stunning. He told me he wanted to come over but he was high. I told him as much as I would like him to come over, I don't want him doing it while he is high. So we had a nice chat. He really is a hottie.

Anyways, I check on the eggplant, it still says he is 5 miles away. Grindr is pretty good about updating the distance regularly. Him and I were chatting back and forth, so I know he was signed into Grindr. He sent a few messages that made no sense and I couldn't figure out what he was trying to say. So I ignored those messages. That got him going, he would start sending me a bunch of messages with only question marks in them. I told him that I am waiting on him to show up. Finally I sent him a message asking where he was. His profile said he was still 5 miles away and he should have been there 15 minutes ago. Nothing. Grindr said he was now 1 mile away but he wasn't online anymore. DAMMIT! So I told him he had 5 minutes and then I was locking the door. He didn't reply back, so I locked the door.

Later on, I got a bunch of messages from him. He was pissed off, said he showed up, nobody answered the door and he left. I told him I had been there the entire time and he never showed up. He said he had been there, he left because he was afraid of the cops being called on him. He then said there was a red car in the driveway. UGH! The directions I send clearly state I have a silver car and a dark gray SUV at the end of the driveway, right next to where I live. The red car is my neighbor's car, not mine. So he had been at my neighbor's door trying to get in. Luckily it was very late and my neighbor should have been asleep. I told the guy off for trying to get into my neighbor's place. The directions I sent were simple and clearly told where to go. He obviously did not read the directions. He admitted he was drunk. I told him we could try it again when he was sober. I'm not interested in drunks.

With that, I turned the lights off, locked the door and went to bed.
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It would have been hotter if the Eggplant Emoji guy had actually showed up at the right place. I realize that it is hard to find my place, Google maps and GPS will show the wrong location. I give very specific directions for a reason.
 

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