I really want to have sex with someone I met on the internet on a vegetarian dating site named M.
She is adorable. She's a tiny little auburn haired goddess. She's only 4'11" but she's got curves. The fact that she's so short but isn't a stick, really gets me hot.
We went on a "date" at the Habana Outpost (a bar in Fort Greene, Brooklyn) with her girlfriends tagging along. I wore my big nerd glasses and a hockey jersey and made self-deprecating jokes about how I looked like the dudes from Slap Shot. hahaha
Anyway, I thought we'd hit it off because she's a vegan, a Buddhist, a smoker, a drinker, a writer (plays), and a teacher.
Turns out she was very New York. You know, kind of like one of the women in Sex and the City. Not really my type for personality.
But I just think of wanting to bang her so badly. I sent her an e-mail inviting her to watch me perform some poems. But I don't know how to just ask some woman if she just wants to mess around and not date.
I guess that's probably something that only happens on the internet.
I don't think she liked my personality, either. So, I think it's a lost cause. She hasn't responded to my e-mail....but then again....she never checks her e-mail on a regular basis.
She is adorable. She's a tiny little auburn haired goddess. She's only 4'11" but she's got curves. The fact that she's so short but isn't a stick, really gets me hot.
We went on a "date" at the Habana Outpost (a bar in Fort Greene, Brooklyn) with her girlfriends tagging along. I wore my big nerd glasses and a hockey jersey and made self-deprecating jokes about how I looked like the dudes from Slap Shot. hahaha
Anyway, I thought we'd hit it off because she's a vegan, a Buddhist, a smoker, a drinker, a writer (plays), and a teacher.
Turns out she was very New York. You know, kind of like one of the women in Sex and the City. Not really my type for personality.
But I just think of wanting to bang her so badly. I sent her an e-mail inviting her to watch me perform some poems. But I don't know how to just ask some woman if she just wants to mess around and not date.
I guess that's probably something that only happens on the internet.
I don't think she liked my personality, either. So, I think it's a lost cause. She hasn't responded to my e-mail....but then again....she never checks her e-mail on a regular basis.