FAQ. (Spicy version)

Well, that other FAQ seemed to be a modest hit, and I've gotten a few more repeated questions afterwards. Most of them sexually charged.

So, for those interested in the answers, or just want to kill some time, read on...

1) Favorite sex positions?

Generally anything that involves standing/being upright. My personal fav is suspending a girl in mid-air, then lowering her onto my phallus, then fucking away. Second would be bending them over something solid & unmovable, then commence fucking.

2) What type of women do you go for?

Mentally: Confident, independent, down-to-Earth, funny, energetic, "edgy" types.

Physically: Fit ones, with pretty eyes & even nicer asses. Tattoos are a plus.

And if she can do >>>This<<< with me, she'll be a keeper.

3) What type of women go for you?

I seem to attract tattooed, rocker type chicks (I.E Like the singer Pink), nerdy ones, artists/musicians, fitness nuts, and (strangely) a lot of Goths.

Or coal miners, gold diggers and people with a fucking "black daddy" fetish....

4) Do you have a LPSG crush?

Yep. A couple of them. One made me drop my goddamn gun and has an ass so nice that I would mount a cast of it on my bedroom ceiling, so I could wake up everyday to the sight of it. The other I'm eagerly awaiting for, whenever I head back to the Pacific northwest. More than likely, we'll have a ball playing video games while fucking.

There are other women that I lust for, on here. but those are the primary two...

(sigh) Moving on....

5) When it comes to sex partners, do you like them older or younger?

Either around my age, or older. I require a woman, not a little girl.

6) Have you ever done anything with a guy?

Closest thing to that was fucking some guy's wife while he was in the same room.

Got real stupid when he started getting jealous, then took a swing at me, missed, tripped, and busted his head on an end table.

Never again.

7) Do you have any fetishes?

Not really. The tattoo thing comes close...

8) What happens when you orgasm?

I don't make noise, besides a change in breathing, but I clinch my teeth and hands really hard.

For an idea of exactly how hard, I had a FWB ride the hell out of me while playing some Mortal Kombat. At climax, I gripped the controller so hard, it shattered & crumbled in my hands. Did the same thing with a closed soda-pop can, and the shit exploded.

So yeah, I have a really strong grip. Have to be a tad bit careful with it.

9) Do you have a racial preference?

Thankfully no.

10) Do you like loud or quiet partners?

Doesn't really matter. As long as they're game and we both have fun

11) How do you like to fuck?

Fast & rough as all hell. Damn near (or actually) ravaging the woman, and her doing the same to me. The "marathon" & "Love me tender" types need to look elsewhere. There will be spanking, scratching, biting, licking, lifting, suspending, throwing and a whole bunch of other craziness until we both look like we've been dragged through the fucking desert, and we pass out from exhaustion.

In short, a polite interplay of sex and violence. :smirk:

12) Strangest fetish you've encountered?

An ex of mine liked humping the back of my head. No clue why. Apparently it's sexy or something?

And another liked me stomping on her snatch. With my Doc Martens on. Even with my love of the rough stuff, this bewildered me.

13) Dom or Sub?

Definitely Dom.

14) Your opinion on anal sex?

Sure, although I prefer vagina. Less preparation.

On me? I really don't like things being stuffed in me. Just not my thing.

15) Your opinion on oral sex?

I don't mind doing it. Just a lot of women tend to dislike the beard rubbing against them.

However, blowjobs bore the hell out of me. I prefer having the lower pair of lips wrapped around the phallus.

16) Do you watch porn, or people having sex?

Nope. It bores me.

17) Do you care if the woman's bisexual?

Pffft, nope. Yet again, as long as she's game....

18) Do you like threesomes?

Nope. Not my thing. I like concentrating all my energy into one person. With an "extra," I feel as if I'm excluding them.

19) Are you currently single?

Technically yes. Committed relationships aren't my speed.

20) Do you have any FWBs/fuck buddies?

Yeah, at the moment 5

21) How many sex partners have you had?

From what I can remember, somewhere between 30-40. Possibly more.

22) Do you like music while fucking?

Not really. Although Deftones-My Own Summer (shove it) seems to keep springing up whenever fucking is commencing, for some odd reason.

23) Can you fuck some girl solely on looks?

Not anymore. Few years ago, yeah.

24) How do you know if you "like" someone?

If they can make me lose composure in some way. (I.E, loss for words, rambling, babbling, becoming clumsy, etc.)


Well, hopefully that answered a few questions that people had. And hopefully the answers were satisfactory or amusing.

If not, well then tough shit.

If you have more, feel free to ask.

Until then, take it easy.

-Remington

Comments

I'm trying (admittedly not very hard) to wipe the vast Cheshire cat grin off my face at the moment.
 
I'm sure it does, Fade.

Rem has superb tastes.

Incidentally, I despise and loath "Hello Kitty" and thusly I would feel compelled to pack that satchel with C4 and blow the mother fucker to hell and back.
That's possibly the only way anything "Hello Kitty" is able to put a smile on my face.

Gratuitous violence has a lot going for it.
 
Heh, I'm just now seeign this. Although you've pretty much said all of this in the chat room. I will single out this, though:

" If they can make me lose composure in some way. (I.E, loss for words, rambling, babbling, becoming clumsy, etc.)"

Heh... well, I have made you spit out your drink multiple times... just saying... :wink::redface:
 

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