These are my thoughts...
Frank Lampard - Medium (5"-7") and Uncut
Michael Owen - Small (less than 5") and Uncut
John Terry - Medium (5"-7") and Uncut
Alan Shearer - Small (less than 5") and Cut
Gary Neville - Medium (5"-7") and Uncut
Christian Ronaldo - Large (more than 7") and Cut
Jamie Redknapp - Small (less than 5") and Uncut
Michael Ballack - Extra Large (more than 9") and Cut
Jamie Carragher - Extra Small (less than 4") and Uncut
Alan Smith - Small (less than 5") and Uncut
Steven Gerrard - Small (less than 5") and Uncut
Ryan Giggs - Small (less than 5") and Uncut
David Beckham - Large (more than 7") and Cut
Biggest Michael Ballack and smallest Jamie Carragher.