Everybody grows up, right?
Not me.
I grew down.
As a baby, I floated through the air with the greatest of ease. But with every passing year, the ground got closer... closer... and closer still.
Eventually, somewhere in my teenage years, my feet touched the ground for the very first time.
And with that contact, my childhood departed, along with several deeply held beliefs: that people on TV could see me, that animals could talk, and that I could fly.
Someday I hope to fly again.
But until then, I never, EVER take my clothes off in front of the TV.
Not me.
I grew down.
As a baby, I floated through the air with the greatest of ease. But with every passing year, the ground got closer... closer... and closer still.
Eventually, somewhere in my teenage years, my feet touched the ground for the very first time.
And with that contact, my childhood departed, along with several deeply held beliefs: that people on TV could see me, that animals could talk, and that I could fly.
Someday I hope to fly again.
But until then, I never, EVER take my clothes off in front of the TV.