Happy Birthday To Me

So... I'm 33 today and this basically means I'm 3 years into my sexual peak.

What have I figured out so far?
  • I've learned how to squirt.

  • I'm not as good at making myself squirt as my old man.

  • I have really fantastic nipples--everyLPSGer tells me so!

  • This hairy pussy brings all the boys to the yard.

  • I have lots of kinks I need to fully explore.

  • Not even the Hitachi Magic Wand is safe from the destructive powers of my pussy. RIP My Boomstick!

  • All it takes to get me drunk these days is two shots or a glass of wine. Getting drunk still makes me horny.

  • So does this.

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Happy birthday!

So now that you've leveled up, what're you gonna spend your skill points on? Expanding your kinks, maybe?
 

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