Hey - i luv to laugh, what can i say...

Seems there was this very very overweight dude lived in Texas. He had tried n tried to lose the xtra pounds - trying diet after diet - and none of them worked. One day he heard about a revolutionary new diet....

When he met with the doctor who invented this new diet, he was told just HOW radical it was: all food must be taken rectally! They spent hours going over the hows and whens for this diet to be effective. A follow-up appointment was set for the following month...

The appointment time came...and the dude never showed; the nurse kept on leaving message after message. Then one day, a few weeks later, he went back to the doctor's office. The nurse saw him walk in, moving his hips slightly, doing the moonwalk, going back n forth - and he asked if he could be fit in for an appointment. She got him to stop moving long enough to weigh him in and take his blood pressure, then took him to an exam room....

Doctor walks in - sees his patient and exclaims, "You've lost a total of 78 pounds in six weeks!"...and then sees his patient doing his jittery step and shuffle. Doc says, "but there seems to be a side effect - you keep moving and twitching..."

Patient says, "That's no side effect, doc - I'm just chewing gum!"

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