so i met up with a friend i hadnt seen in years, not really a blind date i know. when i saw her i was stunned, she had lost weight, probably weighing in at like 110 pounds, she had blonde hair, and was a knockout. We got drunk at a restraunt and she said come back to my place i have a present for you. i think yay and we go. i lay on her bed and she comes out of the bathroom in a dominatrix getup, leather, whip, the whole nine yards. she tears my clothes off then stops to berate the size of my dong. i was baffled, i never thought it was small, but she insisted it was, called me degrading names, nothing im into so i put on my shirt and started to leave, all the while she kept talkin jive. what a horrible date.