How do I compare to porn flicks

Well, even here in Italy we have almost same speed on the net as garbage, no, actually sadly we have lot more garbage than speed... Anyway this is not the topic, the thing is that even with our relative slow connections we can download and enjoy every kind of movie and, being a male with still active hormones I keep watching porn :tongue:
Of course that's a big turn on while watching, the huge turn off happens later when I'm back into the real world, so, the story usually goes like:

the boy goes hunting for a girl, he goes in a bar, a club, a mac donalds or whatever is it, he hangs around for like 15 seconds and, voila, here she comes, a 6' tall brunette, boobs that can barely fit her shirt, he approaches her and in 15 more seconds they are in his car moving toward her place (yes, he asked if he can drive her home) or his place.
They don't need any excuse like "may I show you my stamps collection?", no they just seat on the sofa and, remember that 60" already went away, she is caressing his leg and his tongue is already in her mouth, now she can't resist, she takes his cock out and, ouch, first turn off, he is huge! well, I look at mine and don't care much about size comparison now, I think "they choose him because of the size, not because he's nice or...". Less than two minutes and she is sucking him, I know that girls in the US they like it (isn't that true? if not please tell me, I have no direct experience but just being told...) and that's one of the reasons I want to come back there before the dollar gets back on the fuxxing euro. So, he takes his shirt off and shows this bald muscular body, I look at mine and, shxt, hairy like a bear and with the airbag already installed... no way, when I was his age I looked better than him and maybe even my cock was bigger! Now she takes her shirt off, remember that we are at the fourth minute of the clip, she has these incredible big and firm tits, at my times (hey, it wasn't a long ago I was in my twenties!) tits were rare, they all looked skinny compared to actual ones and if I put on the scale that I'm a big fan of big titties that's another turn on; it's his time to give head to her, he goes down to her and she shows this perfectly shaved pubic area, well, I don't know you but I don't like it fully shaved, no hair looks like a kid and that's not for me but I like a little hair, just on top of the vagina but not around; at my times to give head to a girl meant to go look at the cave through the forest and as I like both to get and to give head that's not so, how to say, hmmm, inspiring!? in my very small experience I didn't find girls who ever asked me to give them head but after some practice a few started to appreciate but never to tell "lick me!!!", ok, I'm loosing the path, we are already at 5 to 6 minutes gone and those two perfect, silky and shiny bodies are already one on top of the other, typical missionary, cowgirl, doggy and, very often, she craves for anal, yes, she asks for it :mad: Holy shit, where are these girls??? One of mine told me at the very beginning "forget that I suck you and that you can fuck me in the ass!!!" I thought that I deserved better in life, I never steal, I don't smoke, I don't drink, I try to be pretty kind toward anybody and people still say I look nice, so, what did I do wrong??? Come on, I don't want the full package, no oral!? Ok, no oral! Small titties!? At least she likes me to lick her nipples... No anal!? Ok, there always is another hole (than you wonder how we watch porn).
Ok, let's go back to the movie, we are at about 12 to 15 minutes gone, time to finish; anal lasts a couple minutes, first position is both laying down the sofa than she asks to be banged hard so he has to do it doggy, that's ok, they are on this sofa since 15 minutes already and he never touched her tits, God gives the bread to those without theet...
It's time to finish, he is next to come, he pulls out of her and she, who is a smart girl, understands everything and is already on her knees and asking "please, come on my face...", of course he can't say no, he cums like a fountain, for us a cleenex was enough to clean but these guys need a towel without to mention that she swallowed half of it.
Once a girl I was with asked to taste it, WOW I thought, this is the time of my life, I was next to come and super excited to finally make it movie style but, of course, at the last moment I wasn't brave enough, most of it fell on her (small, didn't I need to mention it?) titties and she put the tongue out to collect the last drops.
The guy in the movie shoots like a cannon, well, at my times (and still now) it sometimes works that way, "he didn't have sex for two weeks, drinks 4 liters of water a day, the acting starts by the end, today they shoot the final of the flick and tomorrow a blue pill and they shoot the other 15 minutes..."
That's ok but the turn on is when she begs (is this word correct in the sentence?) for more, shit, it was like a cappuccino and she wants more???
Finally it lasts less than 20 minutes and this I can still achieve but when I go to the toilet and see all the rest :mad::mad:

DG

Comments

LOL -- well, what can I say. Porn is porn.

In America, girls are somewhat like porn girls except:

-- not that many want to be shot on the face (can get in their eyes and hair)

-- anal is hit and miss (why are men so stuck on it? keeping everything clean causes interruption of bedroom fun)

-- Unless they're skanks, women don't usually get picked up so quickly. They want boyfriends more than they want one night stands.
 
quoting the wonderful lady above me:

LOL -- well, what can I say. Porn is porn.

Completely with you on this!!!


In America, girls are somewhat like porn girls except:

-- not that many want to be shot on the face (can get in their eyes and hair)

I can pass over this but this

-- anal is hit and miss (why are men so stuck on it? keeping everything clean causes interruption of bedroom fun)

here my english knowledge goes into a crisis, you need to explain me.

-- Unless they're skanks, women don't usually get picked up so quickly. They want boyfriends more than they want one night stands.

I'll stay longer than a night, I agree to get into a relation before getting on the point :tongue:
 

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