How porn movies are written

I just once again started to watch some Seinfeld, and where to better to start then the pilot, Good News, Bad News. I always liked the bid Jerry does in the end, if you don't know what i am talking about.

Seinfeld:
I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, OK? I, I, I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little...everything they do is subtle...men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it!...It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far.

(credits to seinfeldscripts.com)

I just love it, i laugh every time i see it, because it pretty much reflects my own experiences, so often have i picked up on signals when it was way to late.
Anyway this time, at the point he says:

Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it!...It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know.

I thought, that must be why the standard straight porno films just make no sense, they are usually directed and produced by men.
I had this image in my head, the involved guys sitting around a conference table, going like "alright we got a man and a women now all we need is a reason why they have sex" they are sitting there racking their brains, ordering chinese food because they are doing extra hours, and in the end they are all frustrated, it is dark outside, the ashtray is full, the food containers are empty and finally someone goes, "i guess we are not going to crack it this time, why don't we do the usuall, the girl just starts tearing her clothes off and goes down on her knees for no reason"

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Rofl... I agree with you. Have you noticed the increase of guys meeting women on the sidewalk or showing up at their door then SUDDENLY clothes are coming off. And the plot aways goes like this.... she sucks his cock.... intercourse where she makes a lot of noise about, well, nothing... then he pulls out and cums in her face. AND CUT, thats a wrap, another great porno for men.

The problem with me is I want love, not porn. I can't speak for every woman, but I can speak for myself when I say every guy I have ever frustrated in my life has absolutely no clue... that would be why he's frustrated. Speaking to a man about it is like beating my head against a brick wall when they just want sex. Sometimes in my mind, the little mean person is jumping up and down screaming for me to say, "I'm a woman have you noticed that I can get sex anywhere so why would I just give it to you? You have to earn it."

Of course I have never said that, but it's there :) Porn is ridiculous unless it's amatuer porn, that is all I can stomach anymore. I'm tired of the fake panting and moaning and gasping. BORING!
 
.Well we are a little ridiculous. Now i also can't speak for men in general, but i guess i am not the only one feeling that way.
We want sex, yes but that does not mean we don't want love.
But we even want sex if we do not see the chance of love with that particular partner, and even when we are in love we still are highly attracted by good looking women, and our fantasy still is very active thinking about sex with other persons. So in some form this kind of porn does match for us, and i guess there can't be any doubt about it looking at how it sells, but it still is a little ridiculous, and that is why i am making fun of it. And i frankly do not really see the point of earning the sex tho, i mean if we are just out for sex we are willing to sit through a few dates, to get there, and there most likely will be no real love, and if we really feel something for that girl we would not run away just because we got our leg over, at least is that how i feel. I guess that is why you get the impression of talking to a brick wall, because he either is into more than your body or hes not.

And about the love, i find those meaningless Hollywood love stories, those trash romance novels and those celebrity love stories many women enjoy equally ridiculous, i just don't feel i am as qualified to make fun about it.

That doesn't mean that i hate love movies and books, i love many books that can be considered as romantic, i consider Anna Karenina one of the greatest books ever written, i consider my self as an admirer of Goethe and Schiller who are representatives of the romanticism, and i like many others, i also like some love movies, in honor of my screenname, i might mention City Lights, but there is just so much junk out there that also sells for me incomprehensible well.
 
Ha! You caught me I am a BIG fan of trash romance novels. Though I rarely care for the movie if and when it is made. I had a friend convience me to read the Twilight series and I cried for like 30 minutes when I read the second one. My boyfriend was horrified! The sad part is I have read it again and cried each time.

I am horrible marshmallow! Unbelievably romantic in everyway.

Maybe "earn" was the incorrect word for me to use. Meaningless sex is just that to me, meaningless. So I do not engage in it. I have actually dated very few guys because I am always in a relantionship. So I base everything around what my girl friends tell me. I should have said for me it has always been about feeling that I am more to him than just a warm body. That makes me want to share myself with him. I have some issues now that I think would keep me from ever engaging in meaningless sex unless it was with a guy that I loved very much as a friend and felt I could trust.

Maybe I don't like porn because it is so meaningless? I would rather watch a "jo" movie than a porno.
 
I think meaningless is a good way to phrase it, and it is exactly how i feel about those novels, but meaningless does not equal useless, meaningless sex can be good sex and give pleasure, as can reading meaningless (in a cultural way) novels can be enjoyable. But it is not for everyone,

And i think that very well could be the reason for you not liking porn, but still being a little curious.

Anyway, what i think be both very well can agree on, that it is damn funn,y that they actually call that kind of porn i was talking about with the plot you described reality porn.
That term it self is just hilarious.
 
There was a terrific little vignette in the fictitious stories last year called something like "college!! and my dream boy!!!' It was all the preliminaries, the seduction and such, and the story ended the moment the pants came off. What followed was about a hundred posts asking "good intro but when are you going to finish the story??" i considered posting: sorry guys, wrong genre. this is a romance written by a woman so the story is over.

Funny how the two genres have virtually no overlap.
 

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