I just once again started to watch some Seinfeld, and where to better to start then the pilot, Good News, Bad News. I always liked the bid Jerry does in the end, if you don't know what i am talking about.
Seinfeld:
I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, OK? I, I, I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little...everything they do is subtle...men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it!...It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far.
(credits to seinfeldscripts.com)
I just love it, i laugh every time i see it, because it pretty much reflects my own experiences, so often have i picked up on signals when it was way to late.
Anyway this time, at the point he says:
Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it!...It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know.
I thought, that must be why the standard straight porno films just make no sense, they are usually directed and produced by men.
I had this image in my head, the involved guys sitting around a conference table, going like "alright we got a man and a women now all we need is a reason why they have sex" they are sitting there racking their brains, ordering chinese food because they are doing extra hours, and in the end they are all frustrated, it is dark outside, the ashtray is full, the food containers are empty and finally someone goes, "i guess we are not going to crack it this time, why don't we do the usuall, the girl just starts tearing her clothes off and goes down on her knees for no reason"
Seinfeld:
I swear, I have absolutely no idea what women are thinking. I don't get it, OK? I, I, I admit, I, I'm not getting the signals. I am not getting it! Women, they're so subtle, their little...everything they do is subtle...men are not subtle, we are obvious. Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it!...It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know. The next step after that we have no idea. This is why you see men honking car-horns, yelling from construction sites. These are the best ideas we've had so far.
(credits to seinfeldscripts.com)
I just love it, i laugh every time i see it, because it pretty much reflects my own experiences, so often have i picked up on signals when it was way to late.
Anyway this time, at the point he says:
Women know what men want, men know what men want, what do we want? We want women, that's it!...It's the only thing we know for sure, it really is: we want women. How do we get them? Oh, we don't know 'bout that, we don't know.
I thought, that must be why the standard straight porno films just make no sense, they are usually directed and produced by men.
I had this image in my head, the involved guys sitting around a conference table, going like "alright we got a man and a women now all we need is a reason why they have sex" they are sitting there racking their brains, ordering chinese food because they are doing extra hours, and in the end they are all frustrated, it is dark outside, the ashtray is full, the food containers are empty and finally someone goes, "i guess we are not going to crack it this time, why don't we do the usuall, the girl just starts tearing her clothes off and goes down on her knees for no reason"