How to measure your testicles?

Measuring a cock is reasonably straightforward but balls are something different. I searched on the internet and I found that a commonly used method in medical science is to touch the balls with one hand and touching “imitation testicles” of various sizes in the other hand. By determining which fake balls resemble the real ones the size can be determined. A more precise method is the use of ultrasound scanning. Since I don’t have the equipment for neither method I resorted to old school measuring. I use an electronic measuring device (digital caliper) which can be bought at hardware stores anywhere. My caliper can take measurements up to one hundredth of a millimeter accurately.

I started to make measurements of the width of my right testicle and I noticed that the way I measured made a great deal of difference. If I would just make an O with my thumb and index finger around the testicle, I could get a measurement up to 39 millimeter, see picture 1. I will call this method the –O method (a lot of guys on LPSG use it when they show off their amazing balls). Every measurement using this method would give different results. The difference was in the amount of scrotum I also measured. To get a more accurate measurement I pulled the skin tight around the testicle. I did this by squeezing and pushing out the testicle with my fingers, see picture 2. To guarantee that I would apply the same pressure with every measurement I squeezed the skin tight around the testicle until the skin was not wrinkly anymore and it started to shine. Also, the height of the testicle is greater than the width, and by squeezing the skin you are sure you measure the width since the squeeze will position the testicle with the narrowest part to the sides (the height is greater than the width of the testicle). I then used the calipers. I touched my testicle with one end of the caliper and then closed it until it touched the other end of the testicle. By moving it upwards and sideways I made sure to get the widest part of my testicle and that it would touch my testis without squeezing it. I will call this method the S method (squeeze). This way I got a measurement of almost 30 millimeter. I retried the S method a number of times and the result would remain in the range of 29 to 30 millimeter. For the purposes of getting an indication of the size of your balls or to keep track of changes in their size the S method suffices.

The length of the testicle I measured the same way: by squeezing the skin tight and then using the caliper. This time I squeezed the skin tight in the length direction of the testicle. An elastic band around the testicle makes it easier. I got a measurement of 50 millimeter. I found it impossible to get an accurate measurement of the height of the testicle. According to Wikipedia the height of the testicle is 1.5 times the width. I assumed my testicles have the average height-width proportions and used the width to calculate the height. This would then be 30x1.5=45 millimeter. The volume of my testicle would then be 35 cubic milliliters (see Wikipedia on how to calculate the volume of ellipsoids, in this case 4/3 π × (length/2) × (width/2) × (depth/2) which is 3/4x3.1415x(5/2)x(3/2)x(4.5/2) which is 4.19x2.5x1.5x2.25= 35.34 cm3). Wikipedia states the average volume is 18 cm3 with normal ranges between 12 and 30 cm3 per testicle. This would mean that my testicles measuring 35 cm3 would fall out of the normal range.

Then I tried to get the figure down. I squeezed the skin really tight and then closed the caliper until the caliper started to feel uncomfortable so that I knew for sure that the caliper was pressed away excess skin and against the testicle ( I will call this the S+ method). It became uncomfortable when I squeezed the caliper down to 25 millimeter, a reduction of one sixth. The 35 cm3 reduced with one sixth means that my right testicle has a volume of 29.5 cm3. An ultrasound might bring it down a little but more but not much since I measured the thickness of the skin with the caliper too. If squeezed with the caliper a fold of scrotum skin is no more than 1 millimeter thick. So I think it is realistic to say that my testicles are big but within the normal range being slightly smaller than 30 cm3 each.

Measuring testicles, Wikipedia, first paragraph after Contents: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle

PS Yesterday I ordered Damiana herbal pills though the internet. They are an aphrodisiac and on forums it is said that they increase blood circulation and increase the size of the testicles. But I could not find reviews of people that bothered to measure their testicle size before and during the taking of Damiana. That’s why I will do it and post it on this website. Also I might start heavy weight lifting to get my balls to produce more testosterone. If I make them work harder they should also increase in size.
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Comments

Great thought and research into the scheme you employ to measure your balls. Keep it up!!!
 
It would be interesting to see your track of measuring.
And you have very nice balls ;)
 
Very interesting topic..Never thought about measuring my balls. Cock i measured ofcourse. Your balles are realy jumbo sized big i think.
 

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