How to train a unicorn

Well in the swing world a unicorn is the elusive single bi-female. Now these are indeed rare but they are out there and they know exactly how rare they are. These women tend to be pursued, treated very well, and get used to being the center of attention. Every couple that includes a bi-female(almost all swingers) wants to capture a unicorn.

The wife and I found a unicorn and decided since everyone was pursuing...we would not. We sent 1 message that let the unicorn know that we would be eating dinner at a certain place at a certain time and she was interested in meeting someone worth her while, then drop by, if not, no biggie...

Needless to say she showed up and instead of treating her like a queen, we just included her in our conversation. We did not fawn, we did not attempt to turn the conversation to sex, we did nothing we would not have done in front of our children.

Dinner went fine and at the end of dinner, we did NOT extend an offer or attempt to get her to extend one, we simply parted ways..

2 days later at 5 am I got a good morning text from the unicorn. I did not respond and received a good morning text every morning for a week.

Finally I got a text asking why no response and why no call...

This was what I was waiting for. I replied that her texts used poor grammer and improperly addressed me.

Almost immedietly I received another text that used proper grammer asking what was improper about the address.

I replied to her informing her that any time she sent a text to me, any reference to me should use capitol letters and she should only refer to herself in the third person.

The next text I received from her read something like this...:

"this girl apologizes with all of her heart to You Master for daring to presume..."

This began a string of text based commands, tasking and games and through all of it I refused to allow her to meet with us for about a month...

After a month we invited her over to watch movies and and folks, lets just say if you are gonna tame a unicorn, it is well worth the time.

Comments

all i know is that you should never play leapfrog with one, a unicorn that is! a single bi-female might be fun.

soldier on, you lucky bastard!!!
 
Welcome to the club LaFemme! Though some of Denny's advise is a bit skewed in my opinion. He's referring to phone training his particular unicorn and in the world of swingers, the unicorns are pampered and treated with respect if the couple ever wants to play with her again! Of course reciprical kindness is necessary too I believe. I don't lead people on whom I'm not interested in and I am careful to spellout my expectations on how the night or weekend is going to go. I also usually bring a couple I'm very familiar with to any first meetings with me just to be on the safe side.
 

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