Hugh Mungus bitches about his weight while the rest of the world dies, episode 1:

hey lspg, revealing some of my insecurities...

right now im feeling a bit shitty about my weight. ideally i wanna be 70 kg of lean muscle, hot swimmer body,
not roidy body builder hunk, not feather-twink, just the perfect swimmer surfer physique.
as lifting is not much of an option ive been walking (i need to walk around outside to stay sane)
and a bit of calesthenics.

i noticed my weight just slipped just slightly under 60kg for the first time in my adult life.

abs look ok, but i just look so damn.. i dunno.. twinky, light..

im not where i wanna be with my 70kg swimmer bod thats for sure.

because of no hygienist and dental procedures my teeth are also getting yellow as uranium.
cutting my own hair as well..

i dunno this all knocks my confidence a bit im not gonna lie.

the teeth and hair will get fixed easy no doubt,

but the weight, i dunno what im gonna do about that.

feel i might be losing my sex appeal lol.

BUT WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT??
--does any one know any pill i can take that will give me an extra 5 -10 kg of muscle easy??

without totally nuking my big dick and balls like steroids do?-- any medical and fitness experts in here???

apologies for complaining, i really shouldn't bitch cos other people have it way worse...

most people who struggle with fat would dream to have a bod like mine, especially during covid ..

so i feel bad for feeling this way..

i probably wont feel like this forever, but i dont feel great about all this now...
xxx
HM
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And get yourself an electric toothbrush (cheapest will do), there is no reason for less teeth hygiene.
I guess you have a high metabolism, so you need to maybe eat more (healthy stuff, not chocolate for gaining weight, haha).
Bad news: As far as I know, there are no pills for gaining weight (or in my case for loosing it). So doing some kind of sport, that is.
 
I can't imagine you'll lose your sex appeal, not with that sweet face and big dick, you'll always be marketable lol!

70kg sounds about right to give you a nice, lean, defined body. You're about 5'10", right?

If you put on too much bulk you risk losing your abs, and your cheekbones/jawline. And then we'd all be heartbroken.

Just keep the carbs to a minimum. You don't need much energy for just hanging around the house and sitting in front of a computer.

Keep away from convenience foods /ready meals. They are full of bad things. Prepare everything from fresh ingredients. I've been making loads of soups from fresh veg, herbs, garlic. Very cheap, and so good for you. Fills you up too, so you are not gonna snack on carbs all day. Buy one of those hand blenders so you can make it smooth and palatable.

Masturbate regularly. This is very important for using up excess calories and for keeping the juices of the life-force flowing through you.

Hang on in there, buddy. Here in the UK they're saying they'll have all the over-50s vaccinated by May, and then you'll see everything opening up after that.

I wanna have a beer with you once this thing is all over.
 
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We are all, some more than others, living in a planet wide prison. We are all having difficulties dealing. You may be alone but we are all in this together. (That is in the ad my state .gov runs.)
We have a private gym so my family stays in shape like it or not, we have horses. Everyday they lift 120 pounds of hay and carry out more than that in political promises out every night. Then they ride, that is truly a workout.
I know it is the dead of winter, do you know any farmers or ranchers who need help?
 
what Uniballer said: Farm work is THE BEST. I never looked as good as I did when I was a farm hand (in my 30s). There is only so much I can do, working with the body I have...Looking back (from 64) I can say that 99% of this is in my head. Be the best version of you, not perfect, but REAL.

No magic pills out there...alas
 
unfortunately i don't think i live anywhere close to any farms..

do u people actually like my twinkyness? cos if the answer is you would be sad if i changed that maybe i nothing to worry about and its all im my head, and as usual im being my own worst enemy.
yea 5'.10' and now 60kg, basically no fat.. ideally id have another 10 kg muscle but that's not happening right now.

as for teeth, yeah i have an electric toothbrush, i floss and brush after eating anything pretty much because im not gonna be taking any risks, especially during covid time i dont wanna find myself with toothache and decay, no way. everything must be kept ultra clean always always always.
but as for the yellow color, that cannot really be removed with a toothbrush, i have to go to my hygienist so she can do something called Scale and Polish, its not the most comfortable thing but it makes me teeth look glam and amazing when its done, i don't know if this can be safely done from home. Its just a matter of waiting it out till i can go back..

i heard that even after you get the vaccine you will still needs to wear masks and lots of social distancing? whaaaaaaaat? :mask::mask::mask::confounded:

to all the folks who tell me im a cutie pie and beautiful, u will never know how much that means to me, its such a confidence boost. kinda lame thing to say but i wont BS you, i love it =D

as for beating off
i cant stay flaccid for any serious length of time anyway
honestly i don't think i could last even a day without a big juicy OOOOOOOOOOoooo :heart_eyes::blush: eh...
to calm me down and make me feel ok for at least a few mins.
Its the only thing keeping me even remotely sane right now.
like everyone else i wish all this could be over and i could be making :emoji_money_mouth: making some proper good pornos that would be awesome, :emoji_high_heel::emoji_high_heel: :emoji_kiss: :emoji_tongue:

i would love to have a proper good bunny romp and have everyone beat off to the video :emoji_ok_hand:
 
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