Masturbate , jack Off, stroke, spank the monkey, beat your meat. Whew! ……
And that’s only a few names for my favorite sport. It’s a sport that can be played alone, as a team or one on one. It’s played with a bat and two balls, can go into many extra innings and sometimes the game can be called due to a foul ball or an unexpected shot into left field.
This sometimes exhausting game can be enjoyed by everyone and in fact is! ( some just won’t admit it. )
That’s where I am different from most. I admit I love this sport and play it as often as I can. It requires no special uniform and is often played nude..or equipment well, maybe some lube, poppers and a hand or two or three if your lucky.
And always remember this “ A penis is like a piñata. If you beat it long enough you are showered with sweet surprises.
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And that’s only a few names for my favorite sport. It’s a sport that can be played alone, as a team or one on one. It’s played with a bat and two balls, can go into many extra innings and sometimes the game can be called due to a foul ball or an unexpected shot into left field.
This sometimes exhausting game can be enjoyed by everyone and in fact is! ( some just won’t admit it. )
That’s where I am different from most. I admit I love this sport and play it as often as I can. It requires no special uniform and is often played nude..or equipment well, maybe some lube, poppers and a hand or two or three if your lucky.
And always remember this “ A penis is like a piñata. If you beat it long enough you are showered with sweet surprises.
