IM BACK!!!!!!
and i hope my desperate typing amused someone out there....
im glad someone else went through the same shit i did (probably everyone but hey... who types that on their blog... oh wait...EVERYONE)
i just finished sexually experimenting with a friend of 5 years (YEAH!!! I GOT SOME!!! HI5's all round)
(crickets chirp)
Turns out im bang on the motherfucking money (elementary my dear bi Watson) and we spent a whole drunk half an hour conffessing some dark shit to each other... (he got off to granny porn.. and even thought im a freak.. that just.... scared me
)
so we end up sitting next to each other... do the good old whip it out at the same time trick (probably centuries old...) and start whacking each other off... now im not the best judge of sexual goodnes as i have really only been with maybe 8 people in my life.. 4 girls and 4 boys ( i like things even... same as i destroy myself with even quantities of drugs and alcohol) but ..... MY GOD the boys knew what he was doing.... had the best grip and wasn't afraid to
ABSOLUTELY GROUND AND POUND!!!!
so here i am... drunk... getting my dick pleasurably beaten like it owes him money... when he asks... so do you trade bjs?
(does Pamela Anderson sleep on her side? is Paris Hilton a walkling pitcher of STDS??)
so then i proceed to be given the ALMIGHTY blow job of my life ... i actually nearly came (pretty rare.. i wank to much...:frown1
when he asks can you do me??
(kind of hard to understand.. his mouth full of you know... my cock and all)
so i get down to crouch area (i think he didnt wash his balls... they where kind of... musky.. ewww) slowly peel his skin back and start to gently tongue his slit and go to town on his knob... swirling and bobing up and down.. while hes proceeding to moan like a koala in heat (really fucked up noise that.. but in a good way :tongue
and im getting further and further down... this is too easy.. he wasnt small just not wide.. so at some point i have prckly pubes up my nose... which makes me sneeze...
if you have ever sneezed before during a blow-job... you know whats coming....
half an hour later... the bleeding has finally stopped and i think possibly the most uncomfortable talk between us... he suggests i should go... so i am nearly in tears because he is a Really good friend of mine (pussyish i know but the guy really gets me) when he stops me from going and apoligizes to me!!!
(i know right.. you bite his knob and when you get upset HE apologizes... nice kid :biggrin1
so i end up staying the night in his bed... wake up with him spooning me and a major morning woody cranking into my lower spine... i know whats coming
so 2 hours later... my mouth still tasting of cum and dick which is weird but... nice but weird at the same time....
i end up coming home and having to desperately type this down.. knowing full well no one will ever read this... but still
its good to vent innit?
peace weed and trips for all!!!!
(except you Vladimir Putin... evil KGB motherfucker)
18 yr old druggie South Aussie
quote of the day???
if you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you
Oscar Wilde (brilliant man)
and i hope my desperate typing amused someone out there....
im glad someone else went through the same shit i did (probably everyone but hey... who types that on their blog... oh wait...EVERYONE)
i just finished sexually experimenting with a friend of 5 years (YEAH!!! I GOT SOME!!! HI5's all round)
(crickets chirp)
Twas pretty fucking amazing as well....(bad and good) i had been getting hints for as long as i have known him... we used to jack off a lot (i was bigger....:smile
together in the same room and shit and i just thought about how we used to do that ALLL the fucking time and if i have thought about asking him to do stuff.... then he would have thought about it also....
Turns out im bang on the motherfucking money (elementary my dear bi Watson) and we spent a whole drunk half an hour conffessing some dark shit to each other... (he got off to granny porn.. and even thought im a freak.. that just.... scared me
so we end up sitting next to each other... do the good old whip it out at the same time trick (probably centuries old...) and start whacking each other off... now im not the best judge of sexual goodnes as i have really only been with maybe 8 people in my life.. 4 girls and 4 boys ( i like things even... same as i destroy myself with even quantities of drugs and alcohol) but ..... MY GOD the boys knew what he was doing.... had the best grip and wasn't afraid to
ABSOLUTELY GROUND AND POUND!!!!
so here i am... drunk... getting my dick pleasurably beaten like it owes him money... when he asks... so do you trade bjs?
(does Pamela Anderson sleep on her side? is Paris Hilton a walkling pitcher of STDS??)
so then i proceed to be given the ALMIGHTY blow job of my life ... i actually nearly came (pretty rare.. i wank to much...:frown1
(kind of hard to understand.. his mouth full of you know... my cock and all)
so i get down to crouch area (i think he didnt wash his balls... they where kind of... musky.. ewww) slowly peel his skin back and start to gently tongue his slit and go to town on his knob... swirling and bobing up and down.. while hes proceeding to moan like a koala in heat (really fucked up noise that.. but in a good way :tongue
if you have ever sneezed before during a blow-job... you know whats coming....
half an hour later... the bleeding has finally stopped and i think possibly the most uncomfortable talk between us... he suggests i should go... so i am nearly in tears because he is a Really good friend of mine (pussyish i know but the guy really gets me) when he stops me from going and apoligizes to me!!!
(i know right.. you bite his knob and when you get upset HE apologizes... nice kid :biggrin1
so i end up staying the night in his bed... wake up with him spooning me and a major morning woody cranking into my lower spine... i know whats coming
so 2 hours later... my mouth still tasting of cum and dick which is weird but... nice but weird at the same time....
i end up coming home and having to desperately type this down.. knowing full well no one will ever read this... but still
its good to vent innit?
peace weed and trips for all!!!!
(except you Vladimir Putin... evil KGB motherfucker)
18 yr old druggie South Aussie
quote of the day???
if you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you
Oscar Wilde (brilliant man)