He married his dream girl,
he married his dream girl,
but she didn't know that
the boy was a cad.
'Cause now he's dissing her
for all their credit problems,
while he's the one who's sponging
off her mom and dad.
No, they can't get along,
and so he's singing a song
with his slacker buddies,
when he should be finding a job.
If she had tried her luck
instead on match-dot-com,
she wouldn't have to wash
the underwear of a slob.
he married his dream girl,
but she didn't know that
the boy was a cad.
'Cause now he's dissing her
for all their credit problems,
while he's the one who's sponging
off her mom and dad.
No, they can't get along,
and so he's singing a song
with his slacker buddies,
when he should be finding a job.
If she had tried her luck
instead on match-dot-com,
she wouldn't have to wash
the underwear of a slob.