That in the past, I've made claims to being a writer and that the posts in my blog thus far have been pretty bloody shocking, even by my own standards. I generally don't ever write about myself - the subject strikes me as immediately boring and I always feel incredibly awkward talking about any personal topics - my own, or even those of others. The most Scottish thing about me is probably my complete inability to deal with my own emotions, really. Which is probably why when I do write about myself on here, it comes out as garbled crap.
That, and I can never write about sex. I can never remember what order what positions were done in, or have any concept of how much time has passed. Once I'm into things, I get zoned out in some sort of Fuck-Bubble, where it's all just some orgasmic, dreamy haze. Not to say I'm not focused, but if you asked me exactly when we stopped fucking on the balcony after several complaints, I'd have no clue at all.
So, I guess, tackling these things, I might have something worth writing here once in a while.
That, and I can never write about sex. I can never remember what order what positions were done in, or have any concept of how much time has passed. Once I'm into things, I get zoned out in some sort of Fuck-Bubble, where it's all just some orgasmic, dreamy haze. Not to say I'm not focused, but if you asked me exactly when we stopped fucking on the balcony after several complaints, I'd have no clue at all.
So, I guess, tackling these things, I might have something worth writing here once in a while.