I had been experiencing a dry spell for a while since my regular fling from the La Videoteca is no more - since there is no more La Videoteca (at least...the one I regularly frequented). And even my little flirtations had trailed off for a while.
There is this one guy, though, who I've had a little back-and-forth with. This one's a little interesting because he's related to someone famous. And I know that people on here have made THAT claim before, but when I mean to tell you FAMOUS - I am talking about related to someone who has walked the red carpet and won a MAJOR award on worldwide TV! I would NEVER lie about something like THIS, but I also know that discretion is virtue. Someone here might rake my arse over the coals for mentioning that without citing who it is, or for mentioning it at all! Oh WELL, they can be mean and bitter all they like!
But I digress...
Anyhoo, THIS sapsucka' is ALWAYS asking me to show him something freaky on my phone or iPod since I first did it a couple of years ago. I had some stuff to get his attention, but I was always afraid to see how far I could take it. I guess his wife ain't been fulfillin' HER duties lately
Well, for the first time in a while he asked to see something again. I had been told that this 6'5" nice looking middle-aged man had a BIG ASS WATER MOCASSIN in his pants and I've been wanting to SEE it at the very least! He's VERY SEXY, and his voice just melts my butter.
"Show me something FREAKY," he says.
I told him that I don't have anything in my phone at the time. Then I texted him:
"I want to see something freaky, too!"
He looks at me and :biggrin1: nodding his head acknowledging that he knows what I want to see. But he's playing coy. We were sitting next to each other that night, and I catch him looking dead at MY crotch on the slide with a whole bunch of other people milling about! WTF?!
But this shall NOT be the end. I'm gonna pursue this BIG DICK. Hell, I need somebody who can TERRORIZE my MOUTH and THROAT to DO the DAMN THANG!
There is this one guy, though, who I've had a little back-and-forth with. This one's a little interesting because he's related to someone famous. And I know that people on here have made THAT claim before, but when I mean to tell you FAMOUS - I am talking about related to someone who has walked the red carpet and won a MAJOR award on worldwide TV! I would NEVER lie about something like THIS, but I also know that discretion is virtue. Someone here might rake my arse over the coals for mentioning that without citing who it is, or for mentioning it at all! Oh WELL, they can be mean and bitter all they like!
But I digress...
Anyhoo, THIS sapsucka' is ALWAYS asking me to show him something freaky on my phone or iPod since I first did it a couple of years ago. I had some stuff to get his attention, but I was always afraid to see how far I could take it. I guess his wife ain't been fulfillin' HER duties lately
Well, for the first time in a while he asked to see something again. I had been told that this 6'5" nice looking middle-aged man had a BIG ASS WATER MOCASSIN in his pants and I've been wanting to SEE it at the very least! He's VERY SEXY, and his voice just melts my butter.
"Show me something FREAKY," he says.
I told him that I don't have anything in my phone at the time. Then I texted him:
"I want to see something freaky, too!"
He looks at me and :biggrin1: nodding his head acknowledging that he knows what I want to see. But he's playing coy. We were sitting next to each other that night, and I catch him looking dead at MY crotch on the slide with a whole bunch of other people milling about! WTF?!
But this shall NOT be the end. I'm gonna pursue this BIG DICK. Hell, I need somebody who can TERRORIZE my MOUTH and THROAT to DO the DAMN THANG!