I'm in love with the UPS man!!

MAN!!!! Let me tell you about this guy! He is almost cute, nothing to write home about. Sorta squat in his body appearance, meaning that he isn't lanky, or muscular. He doesn't have the latest hair cut. His strawberry blonde hair is just a barber cut. He is just a regular guy.....until he smiles, and then his entire face lights up and my heart skips a beat. The first time I really noticed him was when he came to my house the second time in a week to deliver some plants I had ordered through a catalogue. I was on my knees by a flower bed working hard, looking like a sweaty sloppy mess when he came up behind me. I turned around to sign his sheet and came face to head with an anaconda that looked as if it didn't need much encouragement to slip out the leg of his regulation brown shorts. I gasped...as I always manage to do when I come face to face with a big one... and he laughed because it was so obvious why I had gasped. I tried to make a joke to hide my embarrassment and only made it worse by biting my tongue. He then stooped to get my signature and when I sneaked a peek, the purple head was hanging out, which lead me to believe that he was wearing a tight cock ring. I was so much in the throes of a coc attack, that I wasn't able to sign my name. After getting some type of a chicken scrawl on his pad, I was able to find the presence of mind to ask him if he wanted a bottle of water due to the heat. He took it and said with a smile, that a beer would be better. I laughed at that while trying to push down my aching boner and told him that he should deliver my stuff at the end of his shift. He laughed at that and stated that it was an idea that he would have to look into. The next day while I was outside trying to finish up my project, he stopped while making his rounds and told me that he was still thinking about that beer. He turned in his seat and sure enough his cock was hanging out his shorts with the head laying on the seat. I know he is teasing me, because he just acts as if nothing is happening and he doesn't see me squirming, and he never takes it further than just a hello. But I love him anyway, (sigh). Just once, I want to strip that uniform off of him, lay him down and start from the pinkie toe, and work my way up to the top of his head. Stopping on the way to thoroughly eat out his ass, and suck his balls down my throat, and chew on his taint, and suck that cock, and chew those nipples. SIGH!!!
I have to go jerk off now! Comments appreciated.

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Those UPS guys are hot. I think that you have to be hot looking to be a UPS courier.

That UPS guy knew what he was doing. He wants you bad.
 
Believe it or not, the corporate types at FedEx are jealous that the UPS guys are sex symbols and theirs aren't as much. It was a Wall Street Journal article years ago. They (FedEx) say their uniforms are much more appealing than the plain brown. But I think the brown is more masculine which is why it's sexier.

By the way, have you ever noticed the arrow in the FedEx logo? Despite looking at the logo for years, I only saw the arrow once someone pointed it out to me. It's between the E and the X, as plain as day. And yes it is "real" and was put there on purpose. (As a "moving forward" symbol.)
 

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