I'm old....damn

Saturday afternoon and I find myself eating oatmeal, watching golf and being teased for not knowing what an eagle is. But the funnest part of golf is hearing all the things said about holes, balls, strokes....haha you get my drift. So I leave you all with a quote from Arnold Palmer, "He stroked it right into the hole." hahahaha laterzzz

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LOL The signature of a beautifully dirty mind. Take the mundane and make it sexy. ;) And you're not old! That would make me old, too. :p
 
The announcer just said, "He doesn't need to make it wider. He just needs to make it longer." hahaha I'd take the wider any day...lol
 
@weenur, I tend to turn things into something dirty. lol
@chiselstick, I will sit with you in that gutter & we can write down all the puns together. :)
 
Sitting in the gutter making pun out of golf quotes with you... sounds alot better than stressing over college work :)
BTW oatmeal and golf don't make you old. It's just what you were in the mood for.
 
This Johnny Carson story (supposedly not true like a lot of the great Carson stories)

During a Tonight Show appearance, Arnold Palmer was asked by Johnny Carson if he had any good-luck rituals. The golfer replied, "Yes, my wife kisses my balls." To which Carson supposedly quipped, "I'll bet that flutters your putter."
 
chiselstick;bt31189 said:
Sitting in the gutter making pun out of golf quotes with you... sounds alot better than stressing over college work :)
BTW oatmeal and golf don't make you old. It's just what you were in the mood for.
oh gosh...algebra homework! dang it I forgot about it...see o-l-d...haha I also have grape nuts, bran flakes, and cheerios. haha
 
Pitbull;bt31197 said:
This Johnny Carson story (supposedly not true like a lot of the great Carson stories)

During a Tonight Show appearance, Arnold Palmer was asked by Johnny Carson if he had any good-luck rituals. The golfer replied, "Yes, my wife kisses my balls." To which Carson supposedly quipped, "I'll bet that flutters your putter."
That's classic! Knowing how Carson was, that most likely is true! hahaha
 
swlong;bt31210 said:
What heartless bastard would make fun of you. Kick their ass. :)
Oh I kick his ass all the time! haha jk jk Especially when he falls asleep on me! lol *smooch*
 

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