Jailed Over Loud Sex

A randy wife has been put behind bars yesterday after allegedly breaking an Asbo banning her from having loud sex. Caroline Cartwright was in custody after being charged with breaking the order - which bans her from making excessive noise three times in ten days.


The couple’s partially deaf neighbour Margery Ball said she had not had a decent night’s sleep in two years because of the noise made by the couple.


Cartwright was taken to court after Environmental Health officers placed recording equipment in the flat next door to her house in Concord, Tyne and Wear. Her neighbour, Rachel O’Connor, pressed a button on the machine every time she was disturbed by noise from next door.


She told the court: "I heard sounds of a sexual nature, they were really loud, and there was a lot of moaning and groaning and screaming as if in pain. It wasn’t just the woman, it came from both parties".



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lol, this story is funny, although at times i think that if she is making enough news to disturb that many people shes putting it on.
 
I heard about this one on local radio today and I have to say that I thought it was a bit much to say the least. Surely there are better ways of dealing with over excited couples than sending one partner to eat Her Majesty's pie and chips - at the taxpayer's expense of course? Surely there are sex therapists who can help? In view of the fact that they've been together for 24 years, that they're having any sex at all, never mind good sex, is surely cause for celebration. Had I been the neighbour affected I think it's highly unlikely that I'd have complained. On the contrary, I'd probably have asked if they were up for a threesome and minded if I joined it! Perhaps it's an attitude which reflects the fact that I can't get any.
 
The couple’s partially deaf neighbour Margery Ball said she had not had a decent night’s sleep in two years because of the noise made by the couple.

Hmmm....

Do they mention a decibel rating anywhere? I would think that is pretty relevant.
 
Adrian69702006;bt15089 said:
On the contrary, I'd probably have asked if they were up for a threesome and minded if I joined it! Perhaps it's an attitude which reflects the fact that I can't get any.

LOL!

I think I'd try to fuck my girlfriend louder :p
 
I was wondering what an Asbo was, and here's what wikipedia says.

An Anti-Social Behaviour Order or ASBO (pronounced /ˈæzboʊ/) in the United Kingdom and the Republic of Ireland[1] is a civil order made against a person who has been shown to have engaged in anti-social behaviour. In the UK, there has been criticism that an ASBO is sometimes viewed as a 'badge of honour' by some younger people.


I sure am glad Britain can't touch us in the States with their tyrannical law anymore.
 
Mister Buildington;bt15094 said:
I sure am glad Britain can't touch us in the States with their tyrannical law anymore.

but funny how America tries to touch everyone else with theirs *boom, boom* ;)

Bbucko;bt15099 said:
If loud fucking were a crime, I'd be a lifer.

LOL
 

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