So I'm at lunch at Genghis grill being anti-social waiting for my food, and getting hit on by some construction type dillholes that keep staring at my funbags. Its shark week, so I'm not feeling anywhere remotely attractive, I'm dressed in an old Pantera t shirt, ripped Jeans, and loafer style DC's.
I am hella PMSing and this assclown won't get the hint that I came to lunch alone, and want to stay that way damn it! Any way I give this socially inept dingleberry my drool look/fuck off douche nozzle glare, and wait for my lunch bowl in peace.
So the joints playing this top 40 crap Coldplay, Nikki Minaj bullshiz, and its giving me a bad music headache. Nikki Minaj is a brain dead pancake face moron that sounds like her voice box got sandwiched by Justin Beibers taint.
I suffer through it for the most part, but then this horrible, depressed, exceedingly emo, my dog got ran over by a razor blade truck on purpose voice comes on singing off key, "hallelujah, hall le looooooooo jahhhhhh."
Omg my ears are fucking bleeding. Who the hell in their right mind likes this bullshiz sang by a dude who's voice sounds like a dying cat in heat?
This has to be like the most depressing shit ever. Fuck! I'm already bitchy, and hella down thanks to my visit from Aunt Flo, but sweet little baby Jesus this shit makes me feel like ending it all.
Fuck how long will this torture last. Are chopsticks sharp enough to cut my wrists?
I am hella PMSing and this assclown won't get the hint that I came to lunch alone, and want to stay that way damn it! Any way I give this socially inept dingleberry my drool look/fuck off douche nozzle glare, and wait for my lunch bowl in peace.
So the joints playing this top 40 crap Coldplay, Nikki Minaj bullshiz, and its giving me a bad music headache. Nikki Minaj is a brain dead pancake face moron that sounds like her voice box got sandwiched by Justin Beibers taint.
I suffer through it for the most part, but then this horrible, depressed, exceedingly emo, my dog got ran over by a razor blade truck on purpose voice comes on singing off key, "hallelujah, hall le looooooooo jahhhhhh."
Omg my ears are fucking bleeding. Who the hell in their right mind likes this bullshiz sang by a dude who's voice sounds like a dying cat in heat?
This has to be like the most depressing shit ever. Fuck! I'm already bitchy, and hella down thanks to my visit from Aunt Flo, but sweet little baby Jesus this shit makes me feel like ending it all.
Fuck how long will this torture last. Are chopsticks sharp enough to cut my wrists?