Jeff Buckley is hella lame

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So I'm at lunch at Genghis grill being anti-social waiting for my food, and getting hit on by some construction type dillholes that keep staring at my funbags. Its shark week, so I'm not feeling anywhere remotely attractive, I'm dressed in an old Pantera t shirt, ripped Jeans, and loafer style DC's.


I am hella PMSing and this assclown won't get the hint that I came to lunch alone, and want to stay that way damn it! Any way I give this socially inept dingleberry my drool look/fuck off douche nozzle glare, and wait for my lunch bowl in peace.


So the joints playing this top 40 crap Coldplay, Nikki Minaj bullshiz, and its giving me a bad music headache. Nikki Minaj is a brain dead pancake face moron that sounds like her voice box got sandwiched by Justin Beibers taint.


I suffer through it for the most part, but then this horrible, depressed, exceedingly emo, my dog got ran over by a razor blade truck on purpose voice comes on singing off key, "hallelujah, hall le looooooooo jahhhhhh."


Omg my ears are fucking bleeding. Who the hell in their right mind likes this bullshiz sang by a dude who's voice sounds like a dying cat in heat?


This has to be like the most depressing shit ever. Fuck! I'm already bitchy, and hella down thanks to my visit from Aunt Flo, but sweet little baby Jesus this shit makes me feel like ending it all.


Fuck how long will this torture last. Are chopsticks sharp enough to cut my wrists?

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I never could stand him either. To me he doesn't sound depressed or even convincingly emotional in any way -- he sounds like a guy trying to sound depressed.

You probably hate the Smiths too, but I love them, and Buckley's version of "I Know It's Over" genuinely offended me. And I didn't even get offended when I saw homeless people fucking in a public park last summer!
 
What is shark week?

Pantera rulz, and I agree with the comments related to some of the other artists you mentioned. But Jeff Buckley is worth another shot, take my word for it :p Just my 2 cents.
 
Reading this post made me extremely happy. FINALLY someone else who hates his talentless, whining ass as much as i do....
 
Take a Tylenol and get over it.

Jeff Buckley drowned quite a few years ago, so you should be happy.

I happen to concur with your opinion about Nikki Minaj, but I beg to differ with you about Coldplay, but then again, you were wearing a Pantera T, so enough said.

I appreciate your choice vocabulary though--it has greatly expanded my panoply of "in" words: dillhole, bullshiz, assclown, dingleberry and less I forget, douche nozzle. What is a douche nozzle? Not sure. I like the term "douche canoe" but I am not sure what that is either....I must be totally square.

Let's see if I can do this....Tell that ASSCLOWN to use the DOUCHE NOZZLE to clean the BULLSHIZ DINGLEBERRY off of his DILLHOLE....HAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, could not help myself.

Have a great visit from Aunt Flo!
 
Bummer that you don't like Jeff Buckley, try and focus on what you do like instead, I guess. His cover of Hallelujah is pretty good but he has way better songs as well, maybe you'll re- discover his music later in life when you need it. Cheers!
 
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Penis Aficionado;bt113477 said:
I never could stand him either. To me he doesn't sound depressed or even convincingly emotional in any way -- he sounds like a guy trying to sound depressed.

You probably hate the Smiths too, but I love them, and Buckley's version of "I Know It's Over" genuinely offended me. And I didn't even get offended when I saw homeless people fucking in a public park last summer!

The smiths are okay, I guess.
 
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tallicadude;bt113483 said:
What is shark week?

Pantera rulz, and I agree with the comments related to some of the other artists you mentioned. But Jeff Buckley is worth another shot, take my word for it :p Just my 2 cents.


Shark week is a another term for the visit from Aunt, flo, parting the red sea, riding the crimson tide, etc.
 
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GothSpice;bt113484 said:
Reading this post made me extremely happy. FINALLY someone else who hates his talentless, whining ass as much as i do....


:biggrin1:
 
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f0zzie05;bt113488 said:
Bummer that you don't like Jeff Buckley, try and focus on what you do like instead, I guess. His cover of Hallelujah is pretty good but he has way better songs as well, maybe you'll re- discover his music later in life when you need it. Cheers!

Yeah I don't think so.
:biggrin1:
 
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TastyFox;bt113487 said:
Take a Tylenol and get over it.

Jeff Buckley drowned quite a few years ago, so you should be happy.

I happen to concur with your opinion about Nikki Minaj, but I beg to differ with you about Coldplay, but then again, you were wearing a Pantera T, so enough said.

I appreciate your choice vocabulary though--it has greatly expanded my panoply of "in" words: dillhole, bullshiz, assclown, dingleberry and less I forget, douche nozzle. What is a douche nozzle? Not sure. I like the term "douche canoe" but I am not sure what that is either....I must be totally square.

Let's see if I can do this....Tell that ASSCLOWN to use the DOUCHE NOZZLE to clean the BULLSHIZ DINGLEBERRY off of his DILLHOLE....HAHAHAHAHA

Sorry, could not help myself.

Have a great visit from Aunt Flo!

Did he? That's hella awesome.
 

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