[FONT=arial, sans-serif]A recap of a true story from my friend Juan:[/FONT]
[FONT=arial, sans-serif]Hi. Name's Juan. I do auto-detail and I am the best. You need something done, I'll do it right. Wash? Wax? Clay? I do it all.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial, sans-serif]But I want to tell you a story. It's about one of my customers, a lady. Nothing really much to look at, I mean, yeah she's cute. Got no tits. Kind of bad skin. Flabby ass. Got pretty eyes though. I'd say she's a 6, maybe a 7 on a nice day.[/FONT]
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So these women, they're always coming on to me. Well maybe not always, but sometimes. And never the cute ones. One time this woman wanted it, I mean real bad she wanted it. But I knew her husband and I wasn't going to do my friend's wife. But the bitch told him that we did. So one day I go to the Pizza place, you know the place on Main, and the dude sees me and shakes my hand. Except he doesn't shake my hand. Instead he swings at me and connects with my jaw. Wham! I was out. And when I come to, his bro's are kicking me. At least they didn't break anything.[/FONT]
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I guess it's my muscles. Detailing, you know, builds them up. The day gets hot, off comes my shirt, body gets a little sweaty, I start flexing, next thing you know, the bitches are outside with me, offering me shit, like iced tea.[/FONT]
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So this one bitch, the one I mentioned, starts coming on to me, I mean she's wiping my sweat and running her fingers along my muscles. Well I knew her old man too, and I didn't want any trouble. But she keeps inviting me inside. At one point she even bent over pretending to show me something on her tire, but all she wanted to do was stick her butt up in the air and let her cut-offs ride high up there, you know.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial, sans-serif]I got to say, the chick wasn't much, but the attention she was giving me, made my dick hard. She pulled me over and plopped me in the driver's seat, then she unzips me and yanks it out, and starts sucking on it right there in their driveway. I mean what about the neighbors, but she didn't mind. She said they were all gone to work or something.[/FONT]
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Well, man I want it to now. She was pretty good at sucking a dick. So she pulls me into her house, and into her bedroom – whoa! – man that was freaky. I couldn't do that. I mean doing some dude's bitch is one thing, but on his fuckin' bed? No way.[/FONT]
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So we go to the living room and she jumps on this couch. Her shorts were gone and her legs were spread. Cunt was looking pretty good, big but good. So I yank off my pants and go to shove my stiffy into her twat, but she says no. What the fuck? Why do you say no, lady, when that's what you want?[/FONT]
[FONT=arial, sans-serif]She points to my mouth, then to her pussy. OK, I like that too. And after a bit she wants more. OK, so now I get to stick my dick into you? Nope.[/FONT]
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Now this is where it gets cool, or weird, whatever. She flips over and wants me to do her fat butt. Said her pussy was for her husband only. She even apologized! Sorry, you have to fuck me in the ass. Like hell. So I tongue it a little, and then shove a finger inside, and then another, and then another. Got her all loosed up and all, and then I shoved it in there. Yeah baby. Awesome! I fucked her and fucked her and fucked her and finally shot my load up there. All the time she fingered herself. Hell I think she came like five times. Five fucking times! That's a record for me.[/FONT]
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I'd clean her car every week. And every week, I'd fuck her in the ass. Fucking awesome. And every week she'd tell me how sorry she was that I didn't get to do her pussy. Fucking weird.[/FONT]
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I don't do her any more. After about six months she called me and told me she's going to some other guy. Shit. Some other dude? Oh well. Yeah, she never said why. I'm guessing her old man figured out something was wrong. But, nope, I never did find out.
Damn I miss that. Never got any poop on my dick, you know.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial, sans-serif]Hi. Name's Juan. I do auto-detail and I am the best. You need something done, I'll do it right. Wash? Wax? Clay? I do it all.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial, sans-serif]But I want to tell you a story. It's about one of my customers, a lady. Nothing really much to look at, I mean, yeah she's cute. Got no tits. Kind of bad skin. Flabby ass. Got pretty eyes though. I'd say she's a 6, maybe a 7 on a nice day.[/FONT]
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So these women, they're always coming on to me. Well maybe not always, but sometimes. And never the cute ones. One time this woman wanted it, I mean real bad she wanted it. But I knew her husband and I wasn't going to do my friend's wife. But the bitch told him that we did. So one day I go to the Pizza place, you know the place on Main, and the dude sees me and shakes my hand. Except he doesn't shake my hand. Instead he swings at me and connects with my jaw. Wham! I was out. And when I come to, his bro's are kicking me. At least they didn't break anything.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial, sans-serif]
I guess it's my muscles. Detailing, you know, builds them up. The day gets hot, off comes my shirt, body gets a little sweaty, I start flexing, next thing you know, the bitches are outside with me, offering me shit, like iced tea.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial, sans-serif]
So this one bitch, the one I mentioned, starts coming on to me, I mean she's wiping my sweat and running her fingers along my muscles. Well I knew her old man too, and I didn't want any trouble. But she keeps inviting me inside. At one point she even bent over pretending to show me something on her tire, but all she wanted to do was stick her butt up in the air and let her cut-offs ride high up there, you know.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial, sans-serif]I got to say, the chick wasn't much, but the attention she was giving me, made my dick hard. She pulled me over and plopped me in the driver's seat, then she unzips me and yanks it out, and starts sucking on it right there in their driveway. I mean what about the neighbors, but she didn't mind. She said they were all gone to work or something.[/FONT]
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Well, man I want it to now. She was pretty good at sucking a dick. So she pulls me into her house, and into her bedroom – whoa! – man that was freaky. I couldn't do that. I mean doing some dude's bitch is one thing, but on his fuckin' bed? No way.[/FONT]
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So we go to the living room and she jumps on this couch. Her shorts were gone and her legs were spread. Cunt was looking pretty good, big but good. So I yank off my pants and go to shove my stiffy into her twat, but she says no. What the fuck? Why do you say no, lady, when that's what you want?[/FONT]
[FONT=arial, sans-serif]She points to my mouth, then to her pussy. OK, I like that too. And after a bit she wants more. OK, so now I get to stick my dick into you? Nope.[/FONT]
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Now this is where it gets cool, or weird, whatever. She flips over and wants me to do her fat butt. Said her pussy was for her husband only. She even apologized! Sorry, you have to fuck me in the ass. Like hell. So I tongue it a little, and then shove a finger inside, and then another, and then another. Got her all loosed up and all, and then I shoved it in there. Yeah baby. Awesome! I fucked her and fucked her and fucked her and finally shot my load up there. All the time she fingered herself. Hell I think she came like five times. Five fucking times! That's a record for me.[/FONT]
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I'd clean her car every week. And every week, I'd fuck her in the ass. Fucking awesome. And every week she'd tell me how sorry she was that I didn't get to do her pussy. Fucking weird.[/FONT]
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I don't do her any more. After about six months she called me and told me she's going to some other guy. Shit. Some other dude? Oh well. Yeah, she never said why. I'm guessing her old man figured out something was wrong. But, nope, I never did find out.
Damn I miss that. Never got any poop on my dick, you know.[/FONT]