Labor pains, I'm having a baby!!!!

:eek: Amazing considering I'm a guy isn't it? :biggrin1:

So yesterday I was in a dead sleep and woke up with this EXTREME pain in my belly. Like I had been punched or run over.

I curled up into the fetal position for a few minutes and then managed to crawl/stagger to the bathroom.

I felt better after some natural body musicality ensued. :redface::biggrin1: Damn talk about GAS. I think I'm deficient in the bacteria that eat the methane created by other bacteria in my gut.

I felt wierd the whole rest of the day. It wasn't a good way to wake up. :frown1:

I ate no beans or anything that gives me gas. Anyone want to try to explain it? Or do I have a DEMON :devil: I expelled? :biggrin1:

I just thought I'd share :eek::biggrin1::rolleyes:

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Well, x704...
I don't know what it was that you were experiencing, but if it persists I would have it checked out. Who knows, you might make it in the Guiness World Record Book...:biggrin:

BUT, that said...I do believe in men experiencing labor pains,
...because I certainly did hve them along with my wife when our first son was born. They WERE real....believe me....even though everyone else "poo paahed" them at the time! But, the doctor said that many men have "sympathy" pains during their first child. I had them for the last month or so before his birth. She kept having false labor and we would rush to the hospital, just to be told to go home. Very nerve racking,
to say the least!

At the time, the expectant fathers were not yet allowed in the delivery room, so I had my pains in the future father's waiting area. Every once in a while I would double over with pain, and it felt like my insides were going to come bursting out. But, I lived through it!!! :smile:
 
You Bitch! You promised you would wait until after my surgery so we could be pregnant together. :biggrin1:
 
You know, people just don't eat enough yogurt. The cultures are good for the intestinal flora and the calcium is good for the baby.

Now please tell me why you decided to blog about farting like a blow horn on the toilet of all things?

I bet NJ gets knocked up before you do. Just a hunch I have.

Did you spray air freshener? GLADE BITCH!!
 
Uhm cuz I thought it was funny :haha: and I knew some ppl would get a kick out of it. And it had been a while since I put anything in the blog :smile: I figured I would get some interesting comments from curious people without subjecting the whole board to my gaseous emissions.

Nope no air freshener. I awoke with pain, let enough methane disperse to power an electric plant, and then hobbled back to bed.
 

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