laugh or cry? You tell me!

Well, i tell you- when it fucking rains for me, man it pours!! Dig this- my li'l going on 12 yr old piece of shit bomb car started out as what I thought was radiator trouble, well I took it to my mechanic, who thought he fixed it by reconnecting the fan again, which worked when the car's temp starting spiking, but, then the next day the car has developed other issues, and the radiator's fine, mainly smoke from a coil near the manifold that got bad enough to the point where the engine light went on twice after I let it cool down after some time.
Now this part you got to love, the car's got a problem accelerating, and my mechanic's shop is over a mountain.
I tell you when I needed AAA, where the fuck are they to offer me signing up so I can tow the car to my mechanic, huh?

Ah, but now onto the better part; the dipshit ASM who seems to be an immature sadomasichist in training has taken a regional corporate position, and will no longer be an ASM in my store. And he'll only be in once a week morning hrs too. :party:
If I wasn't so damn pissed about the car, I'd probably be celebrating my ass off with a pinata with my sooner to former ASM's stupid face on it.

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... have a nice bout of hysterics. That way you can laugh and cry at the same time! :wink:
 
Get the pinata, beat the snot out of it, have a few shots, it may do you good.
 
UPDATE: I just got back from dropping off th car over the fucking mountain, and damn it didn't blow up on me, mind you, the temp gauge spiked once again, but I coasted down the other side. Luckily, there were no fuzz in the area,(That's the advantages of a radar dee-tector) and had a clean track to my mechanic's garage, only hadda use the engine when some yuppie soccer mom princess & her fucked up minivan pulled out without even stopping at the end of the street. So i left the keys & message with the car & scored a ride from one of his other customers who was headed back my way.

BTW, an ASM is an acronym for Assistant Store Manager.
 
Car trouble leaves ya stranded and feelin' helpless. It blows.

Sorry to hear about it, Chuck.
 
Well, I heard from my mechanic, and it's the water pump & timing chain for the thing- to the tune of $300.


Hell with it-I need that sumbitching car for the moment.
 

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