LPSG My Story Pt 2

<Continued from Part 1>

Why didn't I just get Magnums and test my size? Because I was insecure about it. It seemed like it was better that the girl had to struggle to get a condom on then to try a condom that fell off.

I asked my friends in a round-about way, what type (meaning size) of condoms they wore. Mostly Trojan lubed. The standard stuff. I tried asking how tight they were, but I could never formulate the correct question. My trainer friend talked about how a mutual friend kept XL's in his truck. We both still laugh about that.

I went to an adult store not far from my house. The salesperson was a woman, probably late twenties, a little chubby but cute, very friendly and helpful. She reminded me of a Suicide Girl. They must have had fifty different kinds of condoms, mostly single packs in goldfish bowls. One for a dollar, or ten for five dollars. My Spaniard said Durex was a good brand, so I picked up two of those in a standard size, one lubed and one not. I saw the Trojan Magnums on the shelf, but I still wasn't certain I needed them.

I took those condoms to an encounter I lined up with a tiny girl. All was going well until she grabbed my covered dick. "Wow! You're huuuuuge!" Then she said words that still make my dick hard, "You've seen me. I'm tiny. You'll never fit." After being with her a while (and making her cum twice with my tongue), I suggested fucking. She took the non-lubed condom and didn't like it. She tried getting the lubed one on me then gave it to me to try. My dick tried to evade being strangled, as it always does, but I managed to get it on. Then, as I lay on my back, she balanced herself atop me. "I'm not going to fit. You're too big." She pressed down and pressed down, but I couldn't penetrate her. With my glans just inside her pussy lips, she wiggled this way and that, then my dick popped out. She pointed to the condom and said something like, "Go ahead and take it off. I don't want to hurt you."

Later, I had a date lined up with the hard-bodied Black girl. She said to bring condoms the next time we were together. I went to the adult store again. There was an older guy looking at the condoms. It was funny that as soon as I stood next to the display, he scampered away. I noticed four types of "larger" condoms. On the shelf were Magnums, Magnum XL's, and Christian Audigier Monsieur Bond, and one of the fish bowls was filled with Durex's that were marked "XXL".

I grabbed a 3-pack of Trojan Magnums and a 3-pack of regular Trojans. The price was the same, $4 for a pack of three, a small premium over the fish bowl ones. I asked the girl, pretending to be nervous and apologizing for the questions I was asking, how much bigger Magnums were than normal condoms, to which she answered not much. I then asked if it was normal for a dick to struggle to get into a condom. She said I should be able to pinch the tip of the condom and roll it down over my erection. If I couldn't, then I should try a Magnum. I bought both 3-packs just in case. I still wasn't convinced.

I opened the small boxes at home. Standard Trojan condoms come in a grey wrapper that I'd seen before. Magnums are in a shiny gold foil wrapper with large black letters spelling out Magnum. The packages are very noticeable, almost the kind of thing you could leave in your pocket and pull out "by mistake" in polite company. A girl in-the-know would recognize them quickly. I suppose more guys would.

I took two regular and two Magnums to the club with intention of using them with the black chick, but she was having her period. And the two other girls, an exceptionally pretty Latina and another very tight White girl, didn't seem to want to fuck. They preferred my mouth.

When I came home I cautiously ripped open one of the gold foil wrappers.

Now you might ask why doesn't a grown man know if his dick is large? I was reading an article that I really identified with about guys who should use larger condoms. We think of ourselves as normal. And we don't really compare ourselves to others by looking at their dicks. The only dicks we might look at are in porn, and those are much bigger than ours. We always figure we are normal. One thing the article mentioned is to try to put your erection into the hole in a toilet paper roll. (I don't know if TP rolls are different sizes around the world.) And I didn't fit. Hmmm.

Even having passed the test with this scientific measurement tool, I was still nervous placing the condom over my dick. Yeah, no one was around, but it would deflate my ego knowing I wasn't large.

What if it didn't fit? What if it were loose? What if I moved my hand up and down and the silly thing came off? And worse, what if I had been with a girl and had tried using one of those?

OK, so I removed the rolled condom from the wrapper. It seemed the same size as the other ones I'd used. (Turns out it is about 1/4 inch larger.) I held it up to my glans. My dick was mostly erect, so if I failed the test, then I could always blame not having a fully erect dick. Funny thing at this point is that as I rolled it down, my dick wavered and struggled a little. Was it my imagination? Was a Magnum still too small? Or wasn't there a difference?

I finally rolled it down over my semi-erect cock . . .

And it fit.

It fit!

I tried a few strokes of my hand and the damn thing stayed there, like it was glued to my dick.

IT FIT!

I had been alone at home, but now some of the others I live with came home. I quickly rolled the condom off and slid it back into the package.

But I was thrilled, very thrilled: I am big!

Several times, when I had a chance, I went into my room and slipped on the condom. Yes, very childish of me. After a couple of unrolls and re-rolls, the tip didn't nicely roll up as it had.

I took two pictures of myself and posted one of them here.

As I said I am thrilled. Completely thrilled.

I wonder if the chubby girl at the adult store would mind me discussing condom sizes with her.

I want to tell some of my male friends, but they'll just make fun of me. I did tell my trainer buddy that I tried a Magnum condom. But I said it was a marketing ploy because I tried it and it fit. He did give me a curious look. Had he tried them at some point and they didn't fit him? The dude has had more than 200 girls, so I doubt he had much to worry about.

All very childish as I've said over and over, but all very thrilling as well.

With the knowledge that Magnum's fit, I went back to the adult store to check out the Durex XXL. I didn't see the chubby Suicide Girl. I looked through the fish bowls for the XXL condoms when I heard someone asking if I needed help. This time the girl was slender and rather cute. Another Suicide Girl. It's funny but I was in a store that specialized in adult toys and yet I felt uncomfortable dealing with a cute girl. I think it was mostly because I didn't want her to think I was a pig who was trying to impress her. "Uh, how big of a dick do you need to wear one of these?" Instead I quickly placed the exact change on the counter and took off.

I have a fuck date lined up with the exceptionally pretty Latina for next week. I hope the XXL doesn't slip off. (I’ll have to write later about my XXL experience.)

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