Magnum

December 14 2011, 9:19 AM by Lord Henry Wotton

What I've written below is for my own records. I'm not trying to impress anyone.

I've never thought much about the size of my dick. All I think about is that it serves me well. A few girls I was with didn't want to do anything until they felt (and then saw) my dick, after which they immediately asked if I had a condom. Some of them said I had a big dick. These are all party girls who are designed to stoke an ego, so I didn't pay much heed to their compliments.

The first time I got together with my Spaniard friend, she also commented, with eyes wide, that I had a big dick. She asked if I had a condom. I did not. She told me to buy some Magnums for the next time we were together.

I didn't know what Magnums were. A guy friend said I could buy a box of twenty regular condoms at the 99 Cent Store. They were all strangely colored and looked like they could glow in the dark, but they didn't. The next time I was with the Spaniard, she shook her head when she saw the condoms, telling me I needed Magnums. The brightly colored condom did fit, after quite a struggle. Was it too tight? I didn't know. They were very difficult to remove.

Did I want to get Magnum condoms? Maybe. But what if they didn't fit? What if I was average or worse, smaller? How would it be if I used a large condom that slipped off? Yeah, not very impressive. So I stuck with the colored ones.

That Saturday the Spaniard and I got together. I pulled out a black and chartreuse condom which she tried to put on. She tossed it at me in disgust and pulled another from her purse, telling me it was a Magnum. And what a surprise: it fit. It was snug without being tight.

My Spaniard friend left me with these words: "See I told you, you need a Magnum condom. You have a large dick."

With this revelation, the smile has not left my face.

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