Mechanical Failure, Oh NUTS!

The weekend started as most other weekends start. All day at work on Friday, I had been horny and even though I know I probably shouldn't be playing around during the pandemic, I know that I have little contol over my hormones. So after work, I went home and made sure the gloryhole was setup and ready to go, just in case I decided to play. I went upstairs and did a good clean out. During the cleaning out process, I checked my usual websites/apps to see who was online.

I chatted with a guy that I have been talking to for over a month now. He is 20 and really wants to stop by, but when it comes to him coming over, he has a million excuses. I already know he will never come over, but I have really enjoyed our conversations. We get along pretty good, so I have no problem chatting with him. We chatted most of the night on Friday.

I did rewrite my profile on Grindr. I added that I had a sling and some toys to the profile. I thought it would be interesting to see who would respond to that part of the ad.

At some point, I started hearing weird noises. It was coming from a tote I kept some of the toys in. I quickly discovered it was the rechargeble squirting dildo. The batteries in it had been dying slowly for the last month. I could charge it up and it would be dead within 5 minutes. But for no reason, it started squirting and vibrating. I tried to turn it off, but the buttons wouldn't work. I found the remote for the squirting dildo and tried the buttons, nothing. So I took the battery out of the remote, nothing. It wouldn't stop. So I grabbed a sharp knife and ended up cutting the rubber coating. I was hoping there was something on the inside I could unplug. When I did get the rubber outside cut off, the inside was a hard plastic vibrator toy with a hole at the top and the 2 buttons. There was nothing to unplug or remove to make it stop. By this time it had been going for 10 minutes and I knew the batteries would run out soon. The annoying part was the sound it makes as it squirts. I realized that it if I put water in it, the pumping squirting noise got quiet. So I found a bucket, filled it halfway with water and threw the toy in there. It was quiet. I couldn't even hear the vibrator but I could see the lighted buttons were still on. I checked again an hour later and it was dead. Goodbye squirter, you were fun while you lasted.

I woke up at 4am on Saturday morning. Way too early for me. I quickly realized that I had fallen asleep with Grindr still running. I did have a few messages. Unfortunately, the guys who had sent those messages were no longer on Grindr. While I was checking out those messages, I received a new message. This guy was about 25 miles away and was wanting to know where to go. I sent him a message telling him were I was without giving the address. Once most guys are not interested once they realize how far away I am located. He replied back that he needed the address. I asked what he was looking to do at my gloryhole and he never responded. I blocked him, it was too early in the morning for that.

A few hours later, I did receive a message from a 20 year old. I hadn't seen him on Grindr before, he didn't have a face pic but his profile looked new. He was really interested in the sling and the toys. So we talked about what he was interested in doing, the gloryhole, the sling, the toys. He was going on about fucking me in the sling, said he loved fucking guys in a sling. He also wanted to use my toys on me. He was into leather and very much about being in control. I told him I need about 30 minutes to get ready. I wanted to make sure I was cleaned out if we were going to do that kind of play.

30 minutes later, I got back to him and he said he was ready. I have the directions listed out saved as a saved message on Grindr. Part of the directions says "the gloryhole is located right inside the front door". He said that we hadn't talked about a gloryhole. I told him he had mentioned it twice, so I copy/pasted his gloryhole comments. He then said he wasn't interested in that. He was only interested in fucking a guy who was face down and ass up. Um, you were going on earlier about loving to fuck a guy in a sling. What the hell! He immediately got blocked. It was at the point that I realized I knew who he is. I went to some of the other websites and I looked at my blocked list. Sure enough, he was on other websites and I had problems with this guy. I had blocked him on those websites. Good riddance.

So I was worked up a bit, but I realized I was really turned on by the thought of what this kid was wanting to do my ass. There had been a new guy on Grindr, his faceless profile sounded really promising. He was looking for bottoms that know what they are doing. He was online, so I sent him a message. After our introductions, I told him I was cleaned out and hoping to find some fun. I asked him if he was interested and he said "Possibly". So we exchanged some pics. He sent me his dick pic. Whoa! He looked to be about 8" and super thick. I sent him my ass pic and he said that looked great. I told him I had a sling and some toys, my hole was stretched out from the toys. He liked that the hole was stretched but said he wasn't interested about the sling. He loved to put the bottom on his back, push his legs back as far as he could and then push his tongue into the hole. He loved to get his tongue so far into the hole that he could reach the 2nd hole. DAMN, really got me going. He said he couldn't play right then, but he would get back to me later.

Grindr was dead, so I went out and ran some errands. One of those errands was I needed to get some new sheets for the gloryhole. I stopped at the nearest Wal-Mart, only to find they were sold out of most of the sheets. I prefer the full-sized flat sheets. They fit perfectly without having to be folded or trimmed down. They did have 3 queen-sized flat sheets but in 3 different colors. The current gloryhole was black and gray. They had black, gray and dark red. So I bought those 3 sheets. I was wanting to find some kind of lights for the gloryhole, they did have an indoor/outdoor 8 light set that was dimmable. The lights are plastic and LED, so they don't get hot. So I thought I would try them out.

When I got home, I took down the sheets and I wound the wire of the light set around the gloryhole wires. I then rehung the sheets and replaced the sheet with the gloryhole. I tried to cut out the hole but did a horrible job..again. Oh well, it is going to have to work for now. Since I had redone the gloryhole, I thought I would add some new pics to my Grindr ad. It is amazing how many people will look at your ad when you add new pics.

With the gloryhole back in business and looking good, I got back on Grindr. I received a message from another 20 year old. Still no face pic, but he stats were different. He was looking for right now to get sucked off. So I sent him the address and waited. He showed up and was tall and skinny. He pulled his dick out and he was already hard. It was a lovely 7" and thick. I started sucking him and he started moaning. He was really enjoying it. At one point I was grabbing his balls with my hand. He reached down and pulled on my hand. I wasn't sure if he didn't like his balls played with or he wanted them played with more. He answered that by telling me to pull on his balls. So I grabbed them and pulled harder. He told me harder again, so I pulled as hard as I could. So I decided to try something I have only done once before. With his dick in my mouth, I also pushed his balls. It fills the mouth. I would pull back as far as I could, which wasn't much. That pulled on his balls. He moaned a lot. His dick was just perfect for my mouth. The thickness felt great. When I went all the way down, it was just hitting the back of my throat.

At this point, I noticed that with the new lights, I could partially see through the sheet. I couldn't make out his face very well, but I could see enough to see his body. I saw that he was playing with his nipples while I was sucking him. So I stuck my arm through the hole and reached up and started playing with his nipples. He moaned a lot more. He was really enjoying this. I started getting aggressive with sucking his dick. He reached through the hole and started fucking my face. I was in heaven.

I sucked his dick for over 30 minutes before he was getting close. With this, I grabbed his ass, pulled his body in closer so he couldn't pull away, grabbed his balls and pulled down and sucked really hard. With all of that, he started shooting down my throat. He was a huge cummer, I couldn't handle all of it so I pulled back and got the rest in my mouth. Delicious.

After he left, I checked Grindr and saw I had 50 new guys look at my ad and 10 messages. Amazing what new pics do. The first message I read was from a guy that was grocery shopping and wanted to stop by afterwards. I gave him the directions and he told me he would be over in 10 minutes. So I answered the other messages while I was waiting. One of them was from a guy who I have always thought was super hot. Every time I see his profile and pic, it really turns me on. I replied back to his message. He was interested in coming over, but wanted to know some info. I told him about the gloryhole and where I was basically located. He asked for some pics, so I offered to trade pics. I sent him my dick pic and he replied back with his dick pic. It looked to be about 7" in the picture, but the picture wasn't the best. I told him I also had an ass pic if he wanted and he replied back asking for a face pic. I told him I don't do face pics, but right after I sent that I thought about sending him my face pic because I was so turned on by him. He never did respond and I thought I would just let it go for now.

So the grocery shopper shows up and I can tell he is a tall guy. I greeted him when he walked in the door and he replied back. He had a very deep voice that sounded familiar. I looked down at the shoes and they were large converse high tops. I have an old fuck buddy that is a tall guy, that familiar deep voice and he always wore converse high tops. I started to get excited because my old fuck buddy has a super thick 9" dick and loves to face fuck.

This guy shoved his crotch up the hole so I started rubbing my face all over his shorts. I could feel his dick swelling. He pulled his shorts down and I started to suck the dick. It quickly grew to the full size of 7". While I was disappointed it wasn't my old fuck buddy, I did like this dick. I was sucking his dick like it was the last one around. I was giving him my best blow job. He then would pull out and tell me to suck his balls. So I did. I thought about trying to shove his dick and balls into my mouth at the same time, but his balls didn't hang like the 20 yo's did. I sucked on his balls for a long time when he pulled back and stuck his head through the gloryhole. He started making out with me. In all the years I have done this, that is the first time I ever had made out with a guy. He did that a few more times and then asked if I wanted his load. Of course I do! So he grabbed my head and left me a load down my throat. He was happy. I was very happy.

I checked Grindr after he left, I had even more guys looking and a few more messages. Nothing really panned out from those messages, so I decided to to a break. I relaxed in the recliner and took a small nap. I woke up an hour later to find more messages. One of them was from the guy that I think is so hot. He was asking if I was still looking. Hell yeah, I told him I was and he should come over. I sent him the address and he said he would be over right after he took a shower.

15 minutes later he showed up. I did my best not to seem too eager, which I can do sometimes. He walked up to the hole and pulled his shorts down. His dick was about 5", soft but starting to chub up a bit. After a few minutes, his dick had chubbed up quite a bit but still wasn't fully hard. He told me to suck on his nuts. So I jacked his dick with my hand while I worked at getting both in my mouth, they were quite large. While I was doing that, I felt his dick get rock hard. I pulled back and his dick was now 8" and super thick. Damn! That was beautiful. I immediately went all the way down on it which I think surprised him. I held my head down on it while he started to fuck my mouth. Damn that was hot. I had so much saliva running down my face. He would pull back and grab his nuts and tell me to suck on them. So I would do that for a few minutes and then go back to that big thick dick. We kept up this routine and his precum and my saliva were running allover the place. I reached through the hole, grabbed his ass and pulled so I could get as much of his dick down my throat as I could. He grabbed my head and started fucking my mouth hard. He asked if I wanted his load and all I could do was moan. He said he was close so I grabbed his ass again so he could pull away and he shot that load in my mouth and my throat. He was shooting hard into my throat and I started to gag. So pulled back and caught it in my mouth. I then had to have his dick shoot down my throat again because my mouth couldn't hold anymore. When he was done shooting, I didn't let go of him and I kept sucking his dick. It did go down a little bit, but it was still mostly hard and still big. I hadn't swallowed yet and my mouth was still full of his cum. He started to fuck my mouth and it was an incredible feeling. We did this for another 10 minutes and when he pulled out his dick was still hard. Only then did I swallow his huge load. He told me that was the best blow job he has ever had. I told him he had a beautiful dick and it made it all the better. I told him he needed to come over again for more of it and he agreed.

And with that, I was wore out and exhausted. I signed off of Grindr and took another nap. That was a hot day.
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I forgot to include that my router quit working and I had to rely on my phone for my internet. It really sucks having a smart house (thermostat, lights, Alexa, tv, etc.) when they all rely on the internet to work. But I got a new router and everything is working again. :)
 

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