A mostly true story about how my cousin earned his nickname.
Kieran was the all-round likeable guy. Everyone in his high school liked him almost regardless of what group they fell into (re: speech from the school secretery in Ferris Bueller). The girls wanted to date him, the guys wanted to be him and a few wanted to do him too. A good athlete but not a great athlete, Kerian went on to play football and baseball at a two year college with the hopes of moving up to a four year school after his freshman year. Unfortunately an injury during spring baseball nixed those dreams. But over the summer, on his 20th birthday, he learned that he would be retained on the football team as a kicker during his sophomore year.
Never having a problem with the ladies, he hooked up with one girl to the next all through the spring and summer getting a lot... of "sympathy for his injury". When practice started for the fall football season that year the new team coach made a rule that there was to be NO sex or mastubation for his players Sunday through Friday each week. This left Saturday night after the game as their only time to release their juices. Needless to say the squad was not happy about this new rule and immediately hatched plans to get around the coaches watchful staff and dorm RAs.
During a late night bonfire the week before classes Keiran and his two best buds Ripley and Darius talked over how horny they were. So far they had all managed to adhere to the new once a week cum schedule. But by this third week of 6 day celibacy the situation was becoming more urgent. They all were used to almost daily release and by Thursday this week Keiran admitted to having an almost constant boner.
They all agreed that this was affecting their concentration and had to do something about their growing frustrations. For several minutes they brainstormed about places they could meet up with girls for sex where they wouldn't be seen. Ripley was excusing himself from the conversation reminding the other two that he had to be at the stadium to repair one of the practice sleds first thing the next morning.
Under the visitor section of the the football stands was an equipment room. This space stored tackling dummies, sleds, tractor tires and other large training items. Being under the bleachers the ceiling sloped with the angle of the seating above. The floor was gravel and mostly level. An average height person couldn't easily stand at the lowest part to the space.
Darius suddenly yelled, "Stop, Dude, is the lock still broken on the door to that place?" Ripley, knowing exactly what Darius was thinking, wheeled around and shouted, "Fucking Yes! Perfect" But Kieran was still clueless, "Dudes, what is fucking perfect about the equipment storage room?" Almost in unison Darius and Ripley rolled their eyes at Kieran and shouted "so we can bang girls in there dip shit!"
Coach always left by 6:30 and it was easy to get over the wall by the visitors-side gate. The stadium was old and the college hadn't bothered to install security cameras out on the edge of campus. And although late night would be the safest time to visit, the guys made plans with their girls to meet up on Sunday afternoon. The day time risk was mainly because this weeks game was away and they wouldn't return to campus until 3am, but this first time they were so ready to get laid they didn't care. So, at staggered times each couple made their way to the stadium.
Kieran and his beauty were first, they had messed around but never full on fucked before. She said, " the first time with you it isn't going to be in a nasty storage room!" But Kieran convinces her to give him a blow job and she agreed. Entering the storage room he clicked on the light switch which just so happened to work the outlets too. There was an old boombox radio that was stuck on an oldies station that of course aways came on with the lights. It wasn't too loud so he left it playing.
The whole conversation convincing his date to suck him off took so long that it was time for Ripley to arrive with his girl. Kieran was so boned up that he knew that from start to finished would only last a few minutes. What he didn't anticipate was Ripley being early, undressing as they entered, and throwing down a blanket in the first spot they saw humping like rabbits. Obviously they had a head start before arriving!
As Kieran's date heard the noise of the other two nearby she came up for air and giggled, "Oh I want to watch" So, without further conversation she changes from giving a blow job to giving a hand job. Kieran, close to cumming, watches his friends ass move expertly, pumping the girls pussy, he knew he would blow any second.
As Ripley was building to his climax, the Elton John song Rocket Man began to play on the oldies station. He started to moan and his pumping became jerky as the wave of the orgasm overtook him. About that time they finally noticed Kieran and his date watching from across the room. Suddenly, as the line from the song is heard "burning up the air up here alone, I'm a Rocket Man" Kieran blows his load, multiple jets of cum spray from his cock and he yells "FUCK" while clenching his ass cheeks in one final jet.
Everyone starts laughing at the awkwardness of the moment. Especially when Ripley points to the cum about to drip from the ceiling above Kieran and says "I guess you almost launched that jizz into orbit!" And sings, "Your a Rocket Man"
They four of them left before Darius and his date arrived. Later that night in the dorms Ripley kept singing Rocket Man everytime Kieran was near. Darius was at least given the story highlights, but the rest of the football squad never knew why Kieran's nickname was Rocket Man the rest of that season.
BTW I still call him Rocket Man when his wife isn't around. Especially since she is the one who gave him the blow/hand job that day!
Kieran was the all-round likeable guy. Everyone in his high school liked him almost regardless of what group they fell into (re: speech from the school secretery in Ferris Bueller). The girls wanted to date him, the guys wanted to be him and a few wanted to do him too. A good athlete but not a great athlete, Kerian went on to play football and baseball at a two year college with the hopes of moving up to a four year school after his freshman year. Unfortunately an injury during spring baseball nixed those dreams. But over the summer, on his 20th birthday, he learned that he would be retained on the football team as a kicker during his sophomore year.
Never having a problem with the ladies, he hooked up with one girl to the next all through the spring and summer getting a lot... of "sympathy for his injury". When practice started for the fall football season that year the new team coach made a rule that there was to be NO sex or mastubation for his players Sunday through Friday each week. This left Saturday night after the game as their only time to release their juices. Needless to say the squad was not happy about this new rule and immediately hatched plans to get around the coaches watchful staff and dorm RAs.
During a late night bonfire the week before classes Keiran and his two best buds Ripley and Darius talked over how horny they were. So far they had all managed to adhere to the new once a week cum schedule. But by this third week of 6 day celibacy the situation was becoming more urgent. They all were used to almost daily release and by Thursday this week Keiran admitted to having an almost constant boner.
They all agreed that this was affecting their concentration and had to do something about their growing frustrations. For several minutes they brainstormed about places they could meet up with girls for sex where they wouldn't be seen. Ripley was excusing himself from the conversation reminding the other two that he had to be at the stadium to repair one of the practice sleds first thing the next morning.
Under the visitor section of the the football stands was an equipment room. This space stored tackling dummies, sleds, tractor tires and other large training items. Being under the bleachers the ceiling sloped with the angle of the seating above. The floor was gravel and mostly level. An average height person couldn't easily stand at the lowest part to the space.
Darius suddenly yelled, "Stop, Dude, is the lock still broken on the door to that place?" Ripley, knowing exactly what Darius was thinking, wheeled around and shouted, "Fucking Yes! Perfect" But Kieran was still clueless, "Dudes, what is fucking perfect about the equipment storage room?" Almost in unison Darius and Ripley rolled their eyes at Kieran and shouted "so we can bang girls in there dip shit!"
Coach always left by 6:30 and it was easy to get over the wall by the visitors-side gate. The stadium was old and the college hadn't bothered to install security cameras out on the edge of campus. And although late night would be the safest time to visit, the guys made plans with their girls to meet up on Sunday afternoon. The day time risk was mainly because this weeks game was away and they wouldn't return to campus until 3am, but this first time they were so ready to get laid they didn't care. So, at staggered times each couple made their way to the stadium.
Kieran and his beauty were first, they had messed around but never full on fucked before. She said, " the first time with you it isn't going to be in a nasty storage room!" But Kieran convinces her to give him a blow job and she agreed. Entering the storage room he clicked on the light switch which just so happened to work the outlets too. There was an old boombox radio that was stuck on an oldies station that of course aways came on with the lights. It wasn't too loud so he left it playing.
The whole conversation convincing his date to suck him off took so long that it was time for Ripley to arrive with his girl. Kieran was so boned up that he knew that from start to finished would only last a few minutes. What he didn't anticipate was Ripley being early, undressing as they entered, and throwing down a blanket in the first spot they saw humping like rabbits. Obviously they had a head start before arriving!
As Kieran's date heard the noise of the other two nearby she came up for air and giggled, "Oh I want to watch" So, without further conversation she changes from giving a blow job to giving a hand job. Kieran, close to cumming, watches his friends ass move expertly, pumping the girls pussy, he knew he would blow any second.
As Ripley was building to his climax, the Elton John song Rocket Man began to play on the oldies station. He started to moan and his pumping became jerky as the wave of the orgasm overtook him. About that time they finally noticed Kieran and his date watching from across the room. Suddenly, as the line from the song is heard "burning up the air up here alone, I'm a Rocket Man" Kieran blows his load, multiple jets of cum spray from his cock and he yells "FUCK" while clenching his ass cheeks in one final jet.
Everyone starts laughing at the awkwardness of the moment. Especially when Ripley points to the cum about to drip from the ceiling above Kieran and says "I guess you almost launched that jizz into orbit!" And sings, "Your a Rocket Man"
They four of them left before Darius and his date arrived. Later that night in the dorms Ripley kept singing Rocket Man everytime Kieran was near. Darius was at least given the story highlights, but the rest of the football squad never knew why Kieran's nickname was Rocket Man the rest of that season.
BTW I still call him Rocket Man when his wife isn't around. Especially since she is the one who gave him the blow/hand job that day!