My Sex Pet Peeves

Yes we all love to fantasize. But here's the thing, while spontaneity is liked, I also don't believe in not showering before doing the dirty. Call me crazy. I also do not want to be asked my age, orientation, gender, location or any thing else you could read in my profile. I'm here because I'm intrigued by sex and I don't want to have to view things on porn sites with a thousand pop ups. I do not mind being messaged in private, but I will not view your camera and I do not own one myself. My laptop comes secure with a microphone for Skype which I use to communicate with friends and or family, not perverts. If you want that kind of action visit Talk City where that crap is allowed. I found this site by looking up a Gerard Butler quote. He apparently (jokingly, we hope) has a 17 inch tattoo of a penis. This was said on Craig Ferguson's late night talk show and I still cannot find the transcript or video. That said, I'm a GB fan and I did see a post on here about his buttocks tattoos of Taylor/Neveldine from a "Gamer" prank. I thought "What a cool forum!" So I invited a few friends on who I know would enjoy this site. I hope this gives more insight for those who care to view my profile/blog. I appreciate the time, though I'd much rather that after you masturbate, you research Uganda and the awful atrocities and crimes being committed there!

Thanks for reading!

~Jolee

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Welcome! You have not even had the time to read the best parts of this site yet............. the best is yet to be found.

I am confident you will do great here. This site needed another female who is funny.
 

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