Naked At Work, Creative Fruit Usage, and Bear Party Time

I've kept waiting for the Bear Party to postpone their opening again, as it's happened before. We get a few weeks out from opening, and they postpone due to COVID concerns, and I was concerned that because of the actions of some very irresponsible governors across the country, that the variants would become enough of a concern that the Bear Party would out of caution once again postpone their opening.

But the news for vaccinated folks out of the CDC continues to be optimistic, and so far the Bears are still scheduled to open for vaccinated guys on this Thursday. My buddy Cole and I are going on Saturday, so one week from today, with any luck at all, I'll have cock in both ends and my long period of celibacy will be over.

And I guess it's like the feast or famine. Like, when you go on a fast, the first day or two are hard, but then your body goes into "famine mode" and it gets much easier. But then when you decide you're going to start to come off the fast, the anticipation of eating again becomes very intense.

My body has been in sex famine mode. It's been more than a year since I had real, hard pounding cock-in-ass-and-mouth sex. And I had become used to it, jerking off, looking at porn, and the occasional play session with my favorite toys.

But now that I know it's coming to an end, my sex drive has kicked back in high gear. I'm climbing the walls. This is going to be a fucking long week.

My naked antics have continued at work, and escalated in anticipation of my coming sexual release. I still have several days a week where I'm the only one in the building for a few hours before anyone else is due in, and I get naked, and after the morning setup is done, I oil up my cock and increasingly frequently my hole as well, and have a good wank session.

One day last week, I became intrigued by the thickness and length of the banana I had brought for lunch. My dirty little mind went there. I thought, damn, this would make a great makeshift dildo. But then I'd have to eat something out of my ass. That would be gross. But then I remembered I always have some condoms in my bag, just in case. If the banana is protected...

I couldn't get it out of my head, so after I'd prepared for the day, I grabbed my banana and a condom, and went back to the massage area, and began oiling up. I'd heard coconut oil can be used with condoms, so I figured it would be fine. I oiled up my cock and rubbed the oil into my hole as well, then covered the banana with the condom, and oiled that up as well. I fingered my hole a little to get it ready, and then put the banana in place, and pushed gently, and it slid into me like a knife through butter.

I proceeded to fuck myself with my lunch, and work my cock. It felt fantastic. I worked it in and out, and played lightly with my slicked up cock. I walked up and down the hallway with my ass stuffed and my hard cock oozing precum. When I was ready to cum, I headed to the back, and working my hole with the banana I shot my load into the trash can. It was very intense.

I took a few deep breaths and slid the banana out of my hole. The condom was totally intact, and the coconut oil, as I'd heard, did not degrade it. I pulled the condom off the banana and washed the excess oil off. I cleaned up, and pulled my clothes back on, well before anyone else was due to arrive.

Later that afternoon, I peeled the banana and ate it. It was delicious.

So one week to Bear Party. I hope I can last that long...

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