This is a true account of something that happened to me back in 1998 while masturbating. This blog is going to be mostly about true sex encounters, but this "solo" event is so outrageous it warrants being shared anyway. I wrote someone about this the day after it happened, hence, I have this record.
The Greatest Orgasm
This is something that happened to me on June 4th, 1998. This may be hard to believe, but it did happen.
I had gotten back from a drill down in San Diego (Marines, reservist) and had gone three whole days without cumming or even touching myself at all. For me, being extremely highly sexed, that is a VERY long time to go without play. First I took a nice hour-long bath just soaking and relaxing, and of course I jacked off a lot. I sucked on my cock a little too, but was mostly just stroking.
Totally naked in my room, I then got on the computer and started some browsing through a really good porn site I'd found (in 1998 this was not so easy to do!), and of course my cock was
hard as steel. With my left hand working my big aching shaft and my right hand on the mouse, I ended up jacking off intensely- no joke- for about FOUR HOURS non-stop! Since there were so many good erotic pictures on that website to go through, I just kept dragging it on and on. I have always been the type who enjoys and prefers to stretch out an erotic experience and make it last, to deny release until it is almost unbearable, but this was the first time I'd gone four straight hours, with not a single break to go eat or pee for instance, literally a rock hard erection being passionately stroked and teased for over 240 minutes.
One can imagine how much cum all of this built up in me on top of going three days without release. Towards the end of this stretch my cock was so stiff, so swollen and pointing up so rock solid I could hardly believe it myself. It felt like it was ready to just blast right off of my crotch, such an exciting, magnificent experience to feel one's big conspicuous sex organ in that wildly engorged state!
When I was finally ready to cum, I got out of the chair and placed a towel over it, so that
it was draped from the top of the seat's back to the forward edge of the seat, diagonally. Turning the seat to face me this made a perfect platform for me to shoot my load at. I stood facing the towel, and brought up the best picture I'd found that night on the computer screen.
The moment the orgasmic sensations began (that feeling of inevitability and the long, steady involuntary contraction deep inside), I knew this was going to be one of the best orgasms of my
life. Whenever I have a full bladder during orgasm, it definitely detracts from the pleasure of cumming, and I did have to pee but it would've taken more than twenty minutes for my erection to subside enough to be able to, and I was in no mood for a break from my marathon-long arousal.
With the first big explosion of cum soon ready to fly, I took my raging monster in hand and aimed it at the center of the towel. I held back as long as I could from letting the involuntary spasms start, until I just had to let the eruptions take over.
I need to explain something a moment here. The urethral opening of my penis is rather large compared to most men; the slit is very long and I can easily fit my pinky finger into it almost up to the first knuckle (not that I like to!), while most men's hole seems much smaller from what I've seen in porn. For this reason, most of the time when I cum the juices will not "shoot", but just gush out in big gobs. It's analogous to taking a garden hose and putting your thumb over the end of it- when it's flowing across the full area of the hose it comes out at one rate, but if you force that water under the same pressure through a smaller area with your thumb, the water shoots out much farther and forcefully. There are times when I shoot naturally, a couple of feet or so, but it's rather rare. So I have done the same as with the water hose and pinched my cock at the tip, just enough to let the cum still be able to escape, and it will usually make my cum "shoot", sometimes large distances (six or seven feet). This is something I did often back then, not much anymore.
Back to the orgasm of a lifetime...I wish I had filmed this with my video camera, because this was one of the most outrageous things I've ever seen. As I said, on occasion I have shot my cum incredibly far and very very hard. But this time, this was insane. This was unnatural. None of what I'm about to describe
to you is an exaggeration in any way, this is how it really happened. This time it came out so
forcefully that the first shot fired straight out and over the towel and struck the computer desk, almost hitting the keyboard but it went off to the right and some landed on the mouse pad. I later found some gobs of cum way in the back of the desk by the wall when I was
cleaning up, about 5 feet away. But this was just the start.
I adjusted my aim down for the towel, now that I could see how fast my cum was shooting and how far.
The next five or six semen eruptions shot out of my cock harder and more copiously than I've ever seen any man cum, either myself or a porn star on video.
It was insane. It came out in bursts so long-lasting it was like a constant stream of silvery fluids flying through the air from my dick to the towel, like a stream from a hose!
And it came out so damn fast, so hard that the towel shook and made this loud watery noise (as if I were pouring a water pitcher onto it from high above) as each burst crashed into it.
You have to understand, they weren't just short spurts of semen. Each load must have lasted, in my estimate, about half a second each, while the average "spurt" probably takes an eighth of a second or so. Listen to your watch or a clock ticking and imagine for each second you hear, half of that time a stream of juice squirting out continuous. I think some even lasted longer.
I had this huge smile on my face as all this was happening, and the thought that went through my head was, "My god, it's like I'm pissing!" It was that much. For a moment I even did start to wonder if maybe some of it was
urine, it was just unbelievable that all that could be cum. But it was all clear and milky semen, more watery than usual but definitely cum, there was no hint of urine smell. My prostate must have been hoping for an entry in Guinness.
In addition to shooting out of me harder than ever before and shooting longer-lasting streams than ever, it was also spectacular because I had SO MANY contractions. In total there must have been about 20 contractions, the first one being that wild shot, then five or six of those giant fire hose blasts onto the towel, and then another one or two less intense squirts.
Then, as if this weren't unbelievable enough, about ten hefty gobs of cum gushed out of me towards the end of the orgasm as I let go of the tip and pumped my shaft frantically. Where all this fluid came from, to this day I have no idea. The towel was utterly soaked.
I was so proud of myself when it was over, but mostly still in a state of shock, finding it hard to accept that I'd just ejaculated far more than a typical Peter North load. It was easily three or four times more cum than I'd ever shot, where my biggest orgasms to that point were with four or five full short-spurt streams followed by eight to ten big gobs gushing out after.
Of course the picture I had left on the computer screen had absolutely nothing to do with the orgasm, I was completely captivated by my own cock's impossible eruptions.
After, I was still very horny; my cock of course stayed completely stiff. So I stroked myself for another couple of minutes and then started cumming once again. By this point you might think I'd completely drained my balls (okay, prostate et al), but this second load was itself quite huge. It didn't shoot out because I didn't do the pinching trick or try and sync up the involuntary contractions with a voluntary "push", but about eight or nine more big gobs of hot creamy cum came out and onto the
towel and some on my hand. And again, the orgasm wasn't the most intense because of my still full bladder (I guess that proves for sure the first orgasm wasn't pee?), but it was the visual aspect of it, seeing such a huge volume of semen after having just shot the
biggest load of my life, so outrageous!
I even jacked off a third time in bed before I went to sleep, squeezing out a few more drops.
That night I fell asleep feeling I had the most amazing cock in the world.
Nothing like that has ever happened since then. I have had very long sessions of "edging" (even up to six straight hours), of abstinence for days, even weeks, before a big build-up and release, but this has never happened to me again. I have read of some vague accounts of certain sexual masters in ancient India being able to control their ejaculate at will. I wonder if one day in my sexual journeys I will discover what happened to me, and experience it again.....hopefully next time with a woman!
The Greatest Orgasm
This is something that happened to me on June 4th, 1998. This may be hard to believe, but it did happen.
I had gotten back from a drill down in San Diego (Marines, reservist) and had gone three whole days without cumming or even touching myself at all. For me, being extremely highly sexed, that is a VERY long time to go without play. First I took a nice hour-long bath just soaking and relaxing, and of course I jacked off a lot. I sucked on my cock a little too, but was mostly just stroking.
Totally naked in my room, I then got on the computer and started some browsing through a really good porn site I'd found (in 1998 this was not so easy to do!), and of course my cock was
hard as steel. With my left hand working my big aching shaft and my right hand on the mouse, I ended up jacking off intensely- no joke- for about FOUR HOURS non-stop! Since there were so many good erotic pictures on that website to go through, I just kept dragging it on and on. I have always been the type who enjoys and prefers to stretch out an erotic experience and make it last, to deny release until it is almost unbearable, but this was the first time I'd gone four straight hours, with not a single break to go eat or pee for instance, literally a rock hard erection being passionately stroked and teased for over 240 minutes.
One can imagine how much cum all of this built up in me on top of going three days without release. Towards the end of this stretch my cock was so stiff, so swollen and pointing up so rock solid I could hardly believe it myself. It felt like it was ready to just blast right off of my crotch, such an exciting, magnificent experience to feel one's big conspicuous sex organ in that wildly engorged state!
When I was finally ready to cum, I got out of the chair and placed a towel over it, so that
it was draped from the top of the seat's back to the forward edge of the seat, diagonally. Turning the seat to face me this made a perfect platform for me to shoot my load at. I stood facing the towel, and brought up the best picture I'd found that night on the computer screen.
The moment the orgasmic sensations began (that feeling of inevitability and the long, steady involuntary contraction deep inside), I knew this was going to be one of the best orgasms of my
life. Whenever I have a full bladder during orgasm, it definitely detracts from the pleasure of cumming, and I did have to pee but it would've taken more than twenty minutes for my erection to subside enough to be able to, and I was in no mood for a break from my marathon-long arousal.
With the first big explosion of cum soon ready to fly, I took my raging monster in hand and aimed it at the center of the towel. I held back as long as I could from letting the involuntary spasms start, until I just had to let the eruptions take over.
I need to explain something a moment here. The urethral opening of my penis is rather large compared to most men; the slit is very long and I can easily fit my pinky finger into it almost up to the first knuckle (not that I like to!), while most men's hole seems much smaller from what I've seen in porn. For this reason, most of the time when I cum the juices will not "shoot", but just gush out in big gobs. It's analogous to taking a garden hose and putting your thumb over the end of it- when it's flowing across the full area of the hose it comes out at one rate, but if you force that water under the same pressure through a smaller area with your thumb, the water shoots out much farther and forcefully. There are times when I shoot naturally, a couple of feet or so, but it's rather rare. So I have done the same as with the water hose and pinched my cock at the tip, just enough to let the cum still be able to escape, and it will usually make my cum "shoot", sometimes large distances (six or seven feet). This is something I did often back then, not much anymore.
Back to the orgasm of a lifetime...I wish I had filmed this with my video camera, because this was one of the most outrageous things I've ever seen. As I said, on occasion I have shot my cum incredibly far and very very hard. But this time, this was insane. This was unnatural. None of what I'm about to describe
to you is an exaggeration in any way, this is how it really happened. This time it came out so
forcefully that the first shot fired straight out and over the towel and struck the computer desk, almost hitting the keyboard but it went off to the right and some landed on the mouse pad. I later found some gobs of cum way in the back of the desk by the wall when I was
cleaning up, about 5 feet away. But this was just the start.
I adjusted my aim down for the towel, now that I could see how fast my cum was shooting and how far.
The next five or six semen eruptions shot out of my cock harder and more copiously than I've ever seen any man cum, either myself or a porn star on video.
It was insane. It came out in bursts so long-lasting it was like a constant stream of silvery fluids flying through the air from my dick to the towel, like a stream from a hose!
And it came out so damn fast, so hard that the towel shook and made this loud watery noise (as if I were pouring a water pitcher onto it from high above) as each burst crashed into it.
You have to understand, they weren't just short spurts of semen. Each load must have lasted, in my estimate, about half a second each, while the average "spurt" probably takes an eighth of a second or so. Listen to your watch or a clock ticking and imagine for each second you hear, half of that time a stream of juice squirting out continuous. I think some even lasted longer.
I had this huge smile on my face as all this was happening, and the thought that went through my head was, "My god, it's like I'm pissing!" It was that much. For a moment I even did start to wonder if maybe some of it was
urine, it was just unbelievable that all that could be cum. But it was all clear and milky semen, more watery than usual but definitely cum, there was no hint of urine smell. My prostate must have been hoping for an entry in Guinness.
In addition to shooting out of me harder than ever before and shooting longer-lasting streams than ever, it was also spectacular because I had SO MANY contractions. In total there must have been about 20 contractions, the first one being that wild shot, then five or six of those giant fire hose blasts onto the towel, and then another one or two less intense squirts.
Then, as if this weren't unbelievable enough, about ten hefty gobs of cum gushed out of me towards the end of the orgasm as I let go of the tip and pumped my shaft frantically. Where all this fluid came from, to this day I have no idea. The towel was utterly soaked.
I was so proud of myself when it was over, but mostly still in a state of shock, finding it hard to accept that I'd just ejaculated far more than a typical Peter North load. It was easily three or four times more cum than I'd ever shot, where my biggest orgasms to that point were with four or five full short-spurt streams followed by eight to ten big gobs gushing out after.
Of course the picture I had left on the computer screen had absolutely nothing to do with the orgasm, I was completely captivated by my own cock's impossible eruptions.
After, I was still very horny; my cock of course stayed completely stiff. So I stroked myself for another couple of minutes and then started cumming once again. By this point you might think I'd completely drained my balls (okay, prostate et al), but this second load was itself quite huge. It didn't shoot out because I didn't do the pinching trick or try and sync up the involuntary contractions with a voluntary "push", but about eight or nine more big gobs of hot creamy cum came out and onto the
towel and some on my hand. And again, the orgasm wasn't the most intense because of my still full bladder (I guess that proves for sure the first orgasm wasn't pee?), but it was the visual aspect of it, seeing such a huge volume of semen after having just shot the
biggest load of my life, so outrageous!
I even jacked off a third time in bed before I went to sleep, squeezing out a few more drops.
That night I fell asleep feeling I had the most amazing cock in the world.
Nothing like that has ever happened since then. I have had very long sessions of "edging" (even up to six straight hours), of abstinence for days, even weeks, before a big build-up and release, but this has never happened to me again. I have read of some vague accounts of certain sexual masters in ancient India being able to control their ejaculate at will. I wonder if one day in my sexual journeys I will discover what happened to me, and experience it again.....hopefully next time with a woman!