OK, I was known long ago for my wonderful short n sweet movie reviews... so I will share a few.
Cosmopolis:
Some overly ambitious corporate giant that lives in his limo wants a hair cut. He constantly getting side tracked by business, in the middle of busy streets during Chinese new year of the rat celebration, and his new nagging wife, and her obsession smelling the stink of sex. Because of his over active sex drive requires him to constantly eat, thus side tracking his hair cut even further on. Until the late hours of the night... Pissed that his body guard distracted him into thinking he was in danger from a pie flinging party goer, he shoots the dumb assed body guard point blank with his own techy hand gun, and goes off to get his hair cut. The barber gives him a crappy hair cut and a cool hand gun to shoot anyone who laughs at him. He tries to shoot a heckler from an upstairs apartment and finds out he can only shoot his own hand point blank. The heckler feels sorry for the man and comforts him in bandaging and sacrificing his life for the mans pain. Fuck the ending... turn it off you'll be greatly disappointed.
Killer Joe:
Son gets into trouble for gambling debts, whores out 12 year old sister who looks 21 to a hired killer to do in pops ex-wife for insurance. The hired killer finds out step mom swindled the deal to collect the insurance money with ex-wife's husband who she was doing the nasty with for some time. One night when all is gone to hell. The hired Killer decides to make a party out of the mess. Handing out beer and showing pictures of step mom in the act of getting boned, he tries to get pop in the mood. The pictures were not enough, so the hired killer tried verbal comparisons from the size pictured, and still could not get an erection from pop. The hired killer decided to feed step mom chicken slowly. The whole process of her eating chicken will prolly make you go buy a bucket of KFC before bed time. Sis gets tired of the lame sex show and party and shoots everyone.
Taken 2:
Daughter rescues dad from deranged Turkish killers, by hiding in closet while talking with dad. He reminds her to bring a gun and grenades that they smuggled in to Turkey with in his brief case. She manages to blow up a car and other shit without hurting a single person. Daughter finds dad by looking for his cigarette smoke billowing from a chimney pipe. Dad looses mom, and sets out to have daughter drive him around, while looking for mom at every street corner. Bad guys force daughter to drive faster. She manages to wreck after a lengthy chase scene that takes out most all of the bad guys and their vehicals in the show. Dad finds mom in a Turkish bathroom with her lover and pretends to pray to the great ceramic tile god for mercy. As he is about to be blessed by mom's lover, he makes the lover pray to the great ceramic tile god and lets him rest. Dad finds the old man and tells him to go home else he'll kill the rest of his family. Dad decides the hell with it I'll just break your neck and be done with you. Dad and mom are happy about seeing daughters boy friend, and daughter tells dad not to shoot him.
The Cold Light of Day:
Older son pisses dad off while masturbating at the helm of their sail boat, causing brothers girl friend to get injured. Dad has older son walk the plank. Older son swims ashore and buys dad a beer, and drinks it before going back to the boat. Obviously he got drunk of the beer and forgot which beach he swam to. Police help find his father drive him to some deserted location. Older son wants to drive the police car around the block for a spin. Dad appears after older son wrecks police car. Dad pisses off old work mate and gets shot in the back and dies. Older son freaks out steals dads cell phone and calls a dating service when the Spanish police fail to understand English. Dating service pulls through, sends him off on a hot date. Escort's family have connections, may get mom and bro back in one piece. Dad's ol partner wants to give them a brief case filled with money and jewels, but the escort thinks it is monopoly money and butt nuggets. They try to run away but end up driving instead. Being chased by dads ol work mate they stop and trade cars, only to end up wrecking both. dads ol work mate wants to help rescue the older son but gets shot in the back like dad. Escorts bro takes the brief case and rescues the escort and older brother. Brother is taken back to mom and his bro to introduce his escort. Younger bro forgets about his girl friend.
Cosmopolis:
Some overly ambitious corporate giant that lives in his limo wants a hair cut. He constantly getting side tracked by business, in the middle of busy streets during Chinese new year of the rat celebration, and his new nagging wife, and her obsession smelling the stink of sex. Because of his over active sex drive requires him to constantly eat, thus side tracking his hair cut even further on. Until the late hours of the night... Pissed that his body guard distracted him into thinking he was in danger from a pie flinging party goer, he shoots the dumb assed body guard point blank with his own techy hand gun, and goes off to get his hair cut. The barber gives him a crappy hair cut and a cool hand gun to shoot anyone who laughs at him. He tries to shoot a heckler from an upstairs apartment and finds out he can only shoot his own hand point blank. The heckler feels sorry for the man and comforts him in bandaging and sacrificing his life for the mans pain. Fuck the ending... turn it off you'll be greatly disappointed.
Killer Joe:
Son gets into trouble for gambling debts, whores out 12 year old sister who looks 21 to a hired killer to do in pops ex-wife for insurance. The hired killer finds out step mom swindled the deal to collect the insurance money with ex-wife's husband who she was doing the nasty with for some time. One night when all is gone to hell. The hired Killer decides to make a party out of the mess. Handing out beer and showing pictures of step mom in the act of getting boned, he tries to get pop in the mood. The pictures were not enough, so the hired killer tried verbal comparisons from the size pictured, and still could not get an erection from pop. The hired killer decided to feed step mom chicken slowly. The whole process of her eating chicken will prolly make you go buy a bucket of KFC before bed time. Sis gets tired of the lame sex show and party and shoots everyone.
Taken 2:
Daughter rescues dad from deranged Turkish killers, by hiding in closet while talking with dad. He reminds her to bring a gun and grenades that they smuggled in to Turkey with in his brief case. She manages to blow up a car and other shit without hurting a single person. Daughter finds dad by looking for his cigarette smoke billowing from a chimney pipe. Dad looses mom, and sets out to have daughter drive him around, while looking for mom at every street corner. Bad guys force daughter to drive faster. She manages to wreck after a lengthy chase scene that takes out most all of the bad guys and their vehicals in the show. Dad finds mom in a Turkish bathroom with her lover and pretends to pray to the great ceramic tile god for mercy. As he is about to be blessed by mom's lover, he makes the lover pray to the great ceramic tile god and lets him rest. Dad finds the old man and tells him to go home else he'll kill the rest of his family. Dad decides the hell with it I'll just break your neck and be done with you. Dad and mom are happy about seeing daughters boy friend, and daughter tells dad not to shoot him.
The Cold Light of Day:
Older son pisses dad off while masturbating at the helm of their sail boat, causing brothers girl friend to get injured. Dad has older son walk the plank. Older son swims ashore and buys dad a beer, and drinks it before going back to the boat. Obviously he got drunk of the beer and forgot which beach he swam to. Police help find his father drive him to some deserted location. Older son wants to drive the police car around the block for a spin. Dad appears after older son wrecks police car. Dad pisses off old work mate and gets shot in the back and dies. Older son freaks out steals dads cell phone and calls a dating service when the Spanish police fail to understand English. Dating service pulls through, sends him off on a hot date. Escort's family have connections, may get mom and bro back in one piece. Dad's ol partner wants to give them a brief case filled with money and jewels, but the escort thinks it is monopoly money and butt nuggets. They try to run away but end up driving instead. Being chased by dads ol work mate they stop and trade cars, only to end up wrecking both. dads ol work mate wants to help rescue the older son but gets shot in the back like dad. Escorts bro takes the brief case and rescues the escort and older brother. Brother is taken back to mom and his bro to introduce his escort. Younger bro forgets about his girl friend.