New Years Resolutions

Well....here are my New Years Resolutions:

1. Give at least 5 performances of my writing.

2. Get toned....I'm 6'1" 158 lbs but 26% body fat. Gross.

3. Move to Dallas to be with my girlfriend.

4. Get at least 1 of my pieces published in a journal not run by a friend of mine.

5. Get off medication. Because a 7-7 1/4 inch erection is not as fun (it's hard to get completely turned on due to the mood regulation of highs and lows) as a 7 1/2 inch erection and that's the plain truth.

6. Visit Amsterdam with my girlfriend. She was there before and loved it.

What are yours?

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Have you considered videotaping yourself doing a reading of your poetry and posting it to YouTube? I bet you get a great response, you may even get discovered. :cool:
 
I thought about that, but i'm afraid too many immature people who hide behind computers would call me a geek in comment section if i wear my glasses. if i don't, i'm afraid i can't read what i wrote because my eyesight is so poor.
 

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