Nosy Female co-worker.

Hey there!

Ever tell someone something, in strict confidence , only to have it blow up in your face, and yet, ALSO give you sort of an advantage ?

This lady I work with,Let's call her "Pam", had asked me a VERY peculiar question :

"We've worked together for 2 years... why don't you EVER have a girlfriend?"

I told her it was really none of her business.

"You're gay, right?" she asked, matter of factly...
"Not even close." I shot back .
"Ohhh... I see. Your Willy won't get hard." She laughed.

(Okay, yes, I do know this is sexual harrassment, but I kind of pushed the envelope,so it's mutual- we can't sue each other, right ?? Just kidding!)

I damn near choked on my coffee when she said that.

"What!!" I roared.. well, more like SQUEAKED loudly... Oh HELL No She didn't say that!

She did.
I let her know under NO uncertain terms that I most DEFINITELY get hard...
I then explained to her that I've been single for over a year- after my ex-gf Naomi and I had intimate issues (the size matter- why is WHY I came to LPSG in the first place!!).
Well, I told Pam Just that... sans the "WHY" of the matter.

I explaied that Naomi was VERY busty, but also very tight
"down there", and that "we were mismatched, so to speak."

She's not exactly slow, and asked me JUST how large I am, and I kinda down played the question... over and over and OVER.

Finally , after about 30 remarks ,I told her flat out- "About 9 inches, 6 inches girth"

"Bullshit-"
I said, trying not to brag, to ask Deidre, another co-worker who has seen me nude and hard. (okay, we were drunk- playing quarters leads to strip-poker... LONG story!!! I'll tell ya later!)

In one more example of women who mismeasure, Deire swears I'm in the 12" range- and , while Impressive, it would look KINDA funny on my body, so thanks but no thanks.

NOW, after gathering this info, Pam asks me ALL kinds of questions pertaining to my cock.

I have told myself thatr if she asks one more time then I'm going to
a-whip it out , which would shut her up and shut me IN- for about 90 days;

b-Ask her out right if she wants to give it a test drive (she's moderately attractive if you remove her snotty attitude, and about an 8 on the fuckability scale) ; or

c-Take her out after work, get drunk, tease her mercilessly, let her "cop a feel" so to speak, and THEN see how she reacts at work the NEXT time...

Another female co-worker (my buddy Pyra) basically summed it up...
She won't shut her mouth unless you give her a reason to...


I thought only GUYS thought like that.

Well.. i, workwith Pam (And Deidre, Even!) tomorrow...
Until Next time.....


Nanu Nanuuuuuuuuuu...... :biggrin1:

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I don't understand you kids today I would NEVER talk to a man like that co-worker or not. It's just rude! :confused::mad::eek: No wonder men think women send mixed messages. If you act like you wanna fuck her she'll probably deny coming onto you.:redface:
 
I would NEVER discuss something like that at work. I would watch your butt. If you do "advance" this situation and let's say she gets mad? She can take you to Human Resources way after the fact.

I've seen this done many times.
 

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