I knew this holiday weekend was coming up and that I wouldn't be able to celebrate in New York. But as it turns out the end results may prove to be pretty fucking blog worthy after all. Maybe even one of the best. Yeah, lets just end this really basically shitty summer the world over with some truly great COLLEGE sex one last time (maybe). I'm in North Carolina right now (Raleigh-- well more accurately Cary) for a wedding. I have about 18 different cousins on my dad's side of the family because everyone on his side of the family fucks like horndogs. This makes up for my mom's side of the family where no one (or at least none of her sisters) fucks at all. They SHOP, watch crap on TV like "Real housewives of Dubai" and then get all horny and go out and shop some more.
I'm actually here for a wedding. I first thought that a wedding would be the ONLY reason one might come here (other than to eat barbecue) but have found that I really like the state so far (even though I only got in yesterday afternoon). And no I didn't drive all the way. I flew in -and also DID have barbecue last night which was really fucking good. I mean like wow- this is barbecue. In fact the last time I ate anything that good in NYC it was between the legs of an $800 an hour escort over a year ago. This wedding has been on the calendar since Spring and has been pretty much unavoidable. So I knew I was going to have 2 busy eventful weekends in a row.
I would have loved to cancel this trip though since I fucking HATE weddings. Maybe that comes from growing up in Miami where Latino women especially have a fucking FETISH when it comes to them. They will seriously put more time (up to 2 years), effort, money, resources, troop deployment, even MORE money into planning them than was spent on the entire D-day invasion of Europe. And for WHAT??!!!! They still always look like a sideways marshmallow coming down the aisle since they're always too short for the gigantic coronation size gown they want to wear. But you want to try and tell a Latino babe she's not really tall enough for the wedding gown she's been dreaming of since she was like 5 weeks old?? I'd sooner walk into a spinning buzz saw.
Fortunately for me I know 2 people who are currently attending another quite prestigious Ivy League school here which as it turns out is only a short drive away. One of my cousins who will be attending the wedding is a Junior there and in a Frat (thankfully). Unfortunately it happens to be the one that my own house has more or less been at full scale war with since the late 1800's. Since we're related by blood it's slightly permissible for us to still party together. But my options are still pretty limited as far as any serious carousing goes. Fuck the Civil War. Thankfully I also have even better connections. A former Sig brother from Bloomington (2 years my senior) is attending Medical school on campus. His girlfriend is in THE Sorority on campus and one of the 2 chapters that happen to be my favorite. So I plan on actually blowing my cousin off around 11:00 p.m. or so and heading to her Sorority (which very much is your typical Ivy League stone mansion) and let her handle my late Saturday night social options from there.
She's obviously off limits (which is fine since even though her pic is quite exciting her bra size is not). And if there is only one negative I would have to mark against last weeks really quite wonderful dessert choices, it would be that none were particularly MELON heavy. I've talked to her almost every night since last Sunday and she's pretty much confirmed what I already had heard. That this campus's rather naughty (near scandalous) reputation in recent years (especially for an Ivy league school) is every bit deserved. After all this was the school where one girl submitted her sexploits -graphically rating and detailing all the guys sex skills (mostly prestigious athletes on campus) as a school term paper (and later blog). The net result of all that according to this one Sorority girl is that not only are most of the girls on campus alot hornier and open about sheer sport fucking than ever before, but they've also now put pretty high demands on their men as well. Many of them seriously had no idea that many (not just a few) guys with really large cocks do exist, and that they can also do some serious pussy pounding with them as well.
Since this is a holiday weekend some of the girls will go home (if they live close by), but most of the houses (including hers) will be having great parties tonight to make up for it. She says that as long as I arrive before Midnight she thinks I'll probably have an 80% chance of getting laid. Even though she at first promised she wouldn't -last night she ended up showing my (heavily edited) cock pic (the one that I just put up on my Tumblr site and that was taken by one of the girls last weekend) to about 3 of her sisters. She said their reaction was more or less one of group stunned shock (thanks babes!). She doesn't however have my face pic (and I want to keep it that way). I know her name of course and have her pic, so I'll be able to find her. Since I only shot my wadd once last weekend I'm now horny as fuck all over again. If anything I swear to god my balls are even heavier (and larger) now. The big difference tonight though is that if I DO find a girl to hook up with (and I know that's not guaranteed) she's going to have NO idea what she's in for until the pants and underwear come off. Really just the way I like it.
Ok -this wedding starts at 4:00. Why do they always start at 4:00? -it totally ruins my "I really need to take a nap since I'll hopefully be up very late FUCKING" -plans
Update: 1:45 --sorry for the lack of updates so far tonight! I've been at the Sorority for about 2 hours now. This place is a fucking female version of animal house (just quite a bit more elegant). There are so many people its hard to even move around. The babes are unbelievable -seriously. Lots of fine unattached females for the plucking apparently, all still horny and deprived from the long summer. I seemed to create quite a stir and got alot of attention when I first came in, but have to admit I've gotten a little lost and have been unable to get back to several of the girls I was initially talking to. It's started to thin out a little in the last half hour though.
-----YES!!! I see that my Frat brother alum from B-town has finally arrived so I'm going to try and make it over to him.
Update 11:30 a.m. ish--Many girls have made note of my ability to cumm inside them while still pumping madly at the same time. Last night was probably one of my best demonstrations of that ever. She wanted to go to sleep right afterward in spite of the pretty massive cumload I'd just shot inside her. After all it was after 5:30 a.m. or so. This morning she wakes up at about 9:30 (4 hours later) saying she needs to take a shower and get ready for church!!! I'm like OK -as long as I can just lie in her bed for a bit longer. I look down at my cock as it seriously looks like it belongs on a horse. Its STILL slightly reddish from fucking (especially the upper 3rd) and I've got a piss -hardon to boot. I have very good control and usually can go for hours without having to pee if I need to, but this morning was different. And also weird since I think I had maybe 2 beers the entire night.
I lie there in bed snoozing for maybe a half hour but then wake up because I REALLY need to pee and notice the girl still hasn't come back yet. As it turned out I'd evidently fucked her pussy so hard that after her shower she'd gone to see a close friend and have her look at it -seriously. This of course is still unknown to me as I wait another 15 minutes -then jump out of bed mad as hell and head out into the hallway butt naked to search for the bathroom. There are 2 girls in the hall with wrapped towels over their heads and from their locations (and sounds of showering) it's pretty clear where the bathroom is. I head into it. No one is at the sinks (but at least one person is taking a shower). I walk into a stall, pee (which seems to take 5 minutes) and walk back out into the hall. When I do so there has to be at least a dozen girls in the hall way. They all mostly scurried back into their rooms, but at least one I'm sure snapped a pic of me in the process. Typical Sorority Sunday morning mayhem. One of the things I miss most about college for sure.
FINAL UPDATE 2:00 p.m.
I'm now headed to the airport for the relatively short flight back to New York. So I'll be out of touch for the next several hours at least. I left the Sorority house this morning still without seeing the girl again (she never came back to the room -turns out it wasn't even her fucking room!!). She DID however send me a text not 20 minutes ago. She's PISSED that I fucked her so hard that she was unable to attend church services since she can hardly walk. So yeah she's angry in spite of the 17 times she says I also made her cumm. As she was yelling her damn head off for me to "PLEASE GOD keep FUCKING HER" nearly the whole goddamn time while it was happening -you can maybe understand my confusion at this latest development.
I'm actually here for a wedding. I first thought that a wedding would be the ONLY reason one might come here (other than to eat barbecue) but have found that I really like the state so far (even though I only got in yesterday afternoon). And no I didn't drive all the way. I flew in -and also DID have barbecue last night which was really fucking good. I mean like wow- this is barbecue. In fact the last time I ate anything that good in NYC it was between the legs of an $800 an hour escort over a year ago. This wedding has been on the calendar since Spring and has been pretty much unavoidable. So I knew I was going to have 2 busy eventful weekends in a row.
I would have loved to cancel this trip though since I fucking HATE weddings. Maybe that comes from growing up in Miami where Latino women especially have a fucking FETISH when it comes to them. They will seriously put more time (up to 2 years), effort, money, resources, troop deployment, even MORE money into planning them than was spent on the entire D-day invasion of Europe. And for WHAT??!!!! They still always look like a sideways marshmallow coming down the aisle since they're always too short for the gigantic coronation size gown they want to wear. But you want to try and tell a Latino babe she's not really tall enough for the wedding gown she's been dreaming of since she was like 5 weeks old?? I'd sooner walk into a spinning buzz saw.
Fortunately for me I know 2 people who are currently attending another quite prestigious Ivy League school here which as it turns out is only a short drive away. One of my cousins who will be attending the wedding is a Junior there and in a Frat (thankfully). Unfortunately it happens to be the one that my own house has more or less been at full scale war with since the late 1800's. Since we're related by blood it's slightly permissible for us to still party together. But my options are still pretty limited as far as any serious carousing goes. Fuck the Civil War. Thankfully I also have even better connections. A former Sig brother from Bloomington (2 years my senior) is attending Medical school on campus. His girlfriend is in THE Sorority on campus and one of the 2 chapters that happen to be my favorite. So I plan on actually blowing my cousin off around 11:00 p.m. or so and heading to her Sorority (which very much is your typical Ivy League stone mansion) and let her handle my late Saturday night social options from there.
She's obviously off limits (which is fine since even though her pic is quite exciting her bra size is not). And if there is only one negative I would have to mark against last weeks really quite wonderful dessert choices, it would be that none were particularly MELON heavy. I've talked to her almost every night since last Sunday and she's pretty much confirmed what I already had heard. That this campus's rather naughty (near scandalous) reputation in recent years (especially for an Ivy league school) is every bit deserved. After all this was the school where one girl submitted her sexploits -graphically rating and detailing all the guys sex skills (mostly prestigious athletes on campus) as a school term paper (and later blog). The net result of all that according to this one Sorority girl is that not only are most of the girls on campus alot hornier and open about sheer sport fucking than ever before, but they've also now put pretty high demands on their men as well. Many of them seriously had no idea that many (not just a few) guys with really large cocks do exist, and that they can also do some serious pussy pounding with them as well.
Since this is a holiday weekend some of the girls will go home (if they live close by), but most of the houses (including hers) will be having great parties tonight to make up for it. She says that as long as I arrive before Midnight she thinks I'll probably have an 80% chance of getting laid. Even though she at first promised she wouldn't -last night she ended up showing my (heavily edited) cock pic (the one that I just put up on my Tumblr site and that was taken by one of the girls last weekend) to about 3 of her sisters. She said their reaction was more or less one of group stunned shock (thanks babes!). She doesn't however have my face pic (and I want to keep it that way). I know her name of course and have her pic, so I'll be able to find her. Since I only shot my wadd once last weekend I'm now horny as fuck all over again. If anything I swear to god my balls are even heavier (and larger) now. The big difference tonight though is that if I DO find a girl to hook up with (and I know that's not guaranteed) she's going to have NO idea what she's in for until the pants and underwear come off. Really just the way I like it.
Ok -this wedding starts at 4:00. Why do they always start at 4:00? -it totally ruins my "I really need to take a nap since I'll hopefully be up very late FUCKING" -plans
Update: 1:45 --sorry for the lack of updates so far tonight! I've been at the Sorority for about 2 hours now. This place is a fucking female version of animal house (just quite a bit more elegant). There are so many people its hard to even move around. The babes are unbelievable -seriously. Lots of fine unattached females for the plucking apparently, all still horny and deprived from the long summer. I seemed to create quite a stir and got alot of attention when I first came in, but have to admit I've gotten a little lost and have been unable to get back to several of the girls I was initially talking to. It's started to thin out a little in the last half hour though.
-----YES!!! I see that my Frat brother alum from B-town has finally arrived so I'm going to try and make it over to him.
Update 11:30 a.m. ish--Many girls have made note of my ability to cumm inside them while still pumping madly at the same time. Last night was probably one of my best demonstrations of that ever. She wanted to go to sleep right afterward in spite of the pretty massive cumload I'd just shot inside her. After all it was after 5:30 a.m. or so. This morning she wakes up at about 9:30 (4 hours later) saying she needs to take a shower and get ready for church!!! I'm like OK -as long as I can just lie in her bed for a bit longer. I look down at my cock as it seriously looks like it belongs on a horse. Its STILL slightly reddish from fucking (especially the upper 3rd) and I've got a piss -hardon to boot. I have very good control and usually can go for hours without having to pee if I need to, but this morning was different. And also weird since I think I had maybe 2 beers the entire night.
I lie there in bed snoozing for maybe a half hour but then wake up because I REALLY need to pee and notice the girl still hasn't come back yet. As it turned out I'd evidently fucked her pussy so hard that after her shower she'd gone to see a close friend and have her look at it -seriously. This of course is still unknown to me as I wait another 15 minutes -then jump out of bed mad as hell and head out into the hallway butt naked to search for the bathroom. There are 2 girls in the hall with wrapped towels over their heads and from their locations (and sounds of showering) it's pretty clear where the bathroom is. I head into it. No one is at the sinks (but at least one person is taking a shower). I walk into a stall, pee (which seems to take 5 minutes) and walk back out into the hall. When I do so there has to be at least a dozen girls in the hall way. They all mostly scurried back into their rooms, but at least one I'm sure snapped a pic of me in the process. Typical Sorority Sunday morning mayhem. One of the things I miss most about college for sure.
FINAL UPDATE 2:00 p.m.
I'm now headed to the airport for the relatively short flight back to New York. So I'll be out of touch for the next several hours at least. I left the Sorority house this morning still without seeing the girl again (she never came back to the room -turns out it wasn't even her fucking room!!). She DID however send me a text not 20 minutes ago. She's PISSED that I fucked her so hard that she was unable to attend church services since she can hardly walk. So yeah she's angry in spite of the 17 times she says I also made her cumm. As she was yelling her damn head off for me to "PLEASE GOD keep FUCKING HER" nearly the whole goddamn time while it was happening -you can maybe understand my confusion at this latest development.