Now -
has that song from the 90s kicked in and started playing in your head over and over yet? LOL.
There are lots of one more times in this blog.
i was invited by a former co-worker (a very attractive woman) to a house party at her house for saturday night.
we met 10 years ago when she was artistic/creative director and i an account/client service guy at an ad. agency.
we always worked very well together and kept things professional although we never deprived ourselves of feasting on the other one.
so her party was saturday night. i really did not feel up to going out, was not in the mood for a party, much less have to drive 45 minutes for it. but we remained friends after moving on in our careers and we hadn't seen one another in about 4 years and it was nice of her to invite me. i still hadn't seen her neat old house that she bought and renovated so i thought i should get my shit together, get spiffed up and head out to her party.
she was the only person i knew there and about 20 people showed up. all strangers to me. none of these people knew who i was and somehow were very reticent to be social to someone they did not know. i was having none of that and started chatting them up one, by one.
"who are these people? how do they know (hostess'name)?" so i asked and asked questions and they happily sang like song birds.
of all their varied careers, i was familiar to discuss all of them in depth - from cardiologist, to chiropractor to dog sitter.
i had planned on attending former co-workers' party only briefly - doing the smile and wave and duck out. i ended up being at the party for 10 hours. it was a fantastic party - endless, great food. endless, great alcohol. endless chances to chat with very interesting people.
so - one more time i: was invited to a party i didn't want to go to, but attended out of some sense of obligation and one more time i: met people who know good friends of mine, and one more time i: got to make out passionately with some random hot woman for some period of time until something clicked in her brain and she just STOPPED! and said something about she was trying to get over some bad break up by having sex and she wasn't over the guy and she just couldn't do it.
are you KIDDING ME?!?!?! you enjoyed me pleasuring you for an HOUR and this never occured to you before NOW?!
SO - one more time this week i had this happen with a seemingly willing, desirous, hot woman. and one more time (two total this week) i was told no. UGH!!!!!!
has that song from the 90s kicked in and started playing in your head over and over yet? LOL.
There are lots of one more times in this blog.
i was invited by a former co-worker (a very attractive woman) to a house party at her house for saturday night.
we met 10 years ago when she was artistic/creative director and i an account/client service guy at an ad. agency.
we always worked very well together and kept things professional although we never deprived ourselves of feasting on the other one.
so her party was saturday night. i really did not feel up to going out, was not in the mood for a party, much less have to drive 45 minutes for it. but we remained friends after moving on in our careers and we hadn't seen one another in about 4 years and it was nice of her to invite me. i still hadn't seen her neat old house that she bought and renovated so i thought i should get my shit together, get spiffed up and head out to her party.
she was the only person i knew there and about 20 people showed up. all strangers to me. none of these people knew who i was and somehow were very reticent to be social to someone they did not know. i was having none of that and started chatting them up one, by one.
"who are these people? how do they know (hostess'name)?" so i asked and asked questions and they happily sang like song birds.
of all their varied careers, i was familiar to discuss all of them in depth - from cardiologist, to chiropractor to dog sitter.
i had planned on attending former co-workers' party only briefly - doing the smile and wave and duck out. i ended up being at the party for 10 hours. it was a fantastic party - endless, great food. endless, great alcohol. endless chances to chat with very interesting people.
so - one more time i: was invited to a party i didn't want to go to, but attended out of some sense of obligation and one more time i: met people who know good friends of mine, and one more time i: got to make out passionately with some random hot woman for some period of time until something clicked in her brain and she just STOPPED! and said something about she was trying to get over some bad break up by having sex and she wasn't over the guy and she just couldn't do it.
are you KIDDING ME?!?!?! you enjoyed me pleasuring you for an HOUR and this never occured to you before NOW?!
SO - one more time this week i had this happen with a seemingly willing, desirous, hot woman. and one more time (two total this week) i was told no. UGH!!!!!!