My Brother-in-Law Zach has been staying with us this past week. He and his wife are going through a nasty divorce so my wife said he could stay with us until he figures out his next step. Our oldest son moved out to live with his girlfriend so he is staying in there.
When Zach arrived he only brought the bare necessities with him. Yesterday he went back to his house to get a lot more clothes and other things he wanted. When he got back here I helped him unload his car and get everything into my son's room. We got everything hung in the closet and then he started opening dresser drawers to look for space for socks, underwear, etc.
When he opened one drawer I heard him say, "Damn!" I looked in and there were several nude photos of my son and his girlfriend. Zach has been sharing a bathroom with our younger son so he has seen him nude this past week. He said, "You guys are raising a couple porn stars. Their dicks are huge." Then he said the men in his family were not gifted in that department and he was the smallest.
I reminded him he has two great kids so his dick obviously has served him well and it does what a dick is supposed to do. Then he picked up the photos in the drawer and said, "I bet mine doesn't serve me as well as this telephone pole serves him." I told him size isn't everything. It is also how you use it. He said, "Aparently I suck at using it because my wife says she is dumping me for a guy who knows how to satisfy her."
I feel for the guy, but it just seemed like no matter what I said it just got him feeling worse about himself so I told him I would let him finish getting settled in and I left. I have been to the gym with my wife's other brother and briefly saw his penis. I would say it was above average so I don't know if Zach is exaggerating his smallness or if it really is. Hopefully he will get out of his funk soon.
When Zach arrived he only brought the bare necessities with him. Yesterday he went back to his house to get a lot more clothes and other things he wanted. When he got back here I helped him unload his car and get everything into my son's room. We got everything hung in the closet and then he started opening dresser drawers to look for space for socks, underwear, etc.
When he opened one drawer I heard him say, "Damn!" I looked in and there were several nude photos of my son and his girlfriend. Zach has been sharing a bathroom with our younger son so he has seen him nude this past week. He said, "You guys are raising a couple porn stars. Their dicks are huge." Then he said the men in his family were not gifted in that department and he was the smallest.
I reminded him he has two great kids so his dick obviously has served him well and it does what a dick is supposed to do. Then he picked up the photos in the drawer and said, "I bet mine doesn't serve me as well as this telephone pole serves him." I told him size isn't everything. It is also how you use it. He said, "Aparently I suck at using it because my wife says she is dumping me for a guy who knows how to satisfy her."
I feel for the guy, but it just seemed like no matter what I said it just got him feeling worse about himself so I told him I would let him finish getting settled in and I left. I have been to the gym with my wife's other brother and briefly saw his penis. I would say it was above average so I don't know if Zach is exaggerating his smallness or if it really is. Hopefully he will get out of his funk soon.